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Nominated on Feb 9st by @unrequitedhate

I hope my arch nemesis is as lazy as I am.

10:15 PM Feb 7 by @GSouder

Submitted on Feb 9st by @JillianTamyra

I have finally learned to love myself, its been a hard and long journey but im there :)

10:24 AM Jul 27 by @JillianTamyra

Submitted on Feb 9st by @guitarzan

Drinking decaffeinated coffee is like buying nonflammable gasoline.

9:47 AM Feb 9 by @guitarzan

Submitted on Feb 9st by @sv

Damn. Number of washed socks not divisible by 2.

10:35 AM Feb 5 by @sv

Submitted on Feb 9st by @getkimchi

Work that bitch.

1:41 AM Feb 6 by @getkimchi

Submitted on Feb 9st by @corywatilo

You're such a follower.

7:51 PM Feb 8 by @corywatilo

Submitted on Feb 9st by @muzikbetch

Apparently, if I take the survey online, I can get a free drink at Starbucks. Yummy :)

6:20 PM Feb 7 by @muzikbetch

Submitted on Feb 9st by @muzikbetch

I'm like a 180 degree angle, completely straight :)

11:36 AM Feb 8 by @muzikbetch