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Submitted on Nov 21st by @eleanorhope

Preacher: "Men, when looking for a wife, you better make sure shes a work horse, NOT a race horse." Amen!! lol

11:14 PM Nov 13 by @eleanorhope

Submitted on Nov 21st by @cosmic_messnger

if pinnochio said his nose were about to grow, what would happen?

9:01 PM Nov 20 by @cosmic_messnger

Submitted on Nov 21st by @ebfruchu

Hipsters don't funnel beer they funnel cranberry vodka

10:41 PM Nov 13 by @ebfruchu

Submitted on Nov 21st by @emersunn

Working on a groundbreaking manifesto.

9:22 AM Nov 19 by @emersunn

Submitted on Nov 21st by @emersunn

If gansta rap is wrong, I don't wanna be white.

11:21 AM Nov 19 by @emersunn

Submitted on Nov 21st by @emersunn

I only like "Empire"

6:51 PM Nov 20 by @emersunn

Submitted on Nov 21st by @toasterb0t

i think this is illegal.

7:29 PM Nov 18 by @toasterb0t

Submitted on Nov 21st by @toasterb0t

If life gives your purple stuff, make kool-aid

11:17 AM Nov 20 by @toasterb0t