It's simple, click 'Heck Yes' if you'd wear the tweet on a tee... click 'Hell No' if you wouldn't. Click 'Share this' to get to the Tweet's permalink page so you can send it to a friend!
Nominated on Nov 23st by @ganson
Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.
4597 out of 5308 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 20st by @nekuchu
Hold on, I need to Tweet this.
4432 out of 5430 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @pcrowe
Who wants friends when you can have followers.
3889 out of 4871 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @joshwulf
Sorry... I lost you after 140 characters.
3668 out of 4612 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Nominated on Nov 23st by @roundfour
No one has twittered in 6 minutes. I can only assume that all of my friends are dead.
2535 out of 3236 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @ChiNurse
Before Twitter, I only offended people locally.
3280 out of 4320 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @lorewhite
I'd tweet that.
3170 out of 4370 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Nominated on Nov 23st by @astrophage
Sometimes I'm glad the internet is here to remind me that I am not, in fact, the stupidest person in the world.
1780 out of 2436 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 21st by @ChickenNuggets
Twittering is like talking to yourself in public - only more socially acceptable.
2641 out of 3684 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Nominated on Nov 21st by @badkitty_
The word "tsunami" is not in my phone's T9 dictionary, so if you ever get a text from me that says "Trumang!", get the fuck off the beach.
512 out of 666 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @o24
This shirt does not update itself.
2734 out of 3841 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @mostlyhuman
It's ok. I googled it. Everything's fine now.
2246 out of 3136 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @theoriginaldork
Your mom follows me on twitter.
2979 out of 4225 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @VEGASCHICK32
unless life gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck
592 out of 781 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @MuLaTToMaMi
90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.
554 out of 735 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @mollyidmp
i don't stalk. i follow.
2730 out of 3915 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Nominated on Nov 20st by @KristapsKalis
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
2765 out of 4013 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Nominated on Nov 23st by @Valency
I'm with @stupid.
2424 out of 3515 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 23st by @Siedrix
I use to have an imaginary friend, now I have a Twitter account.
2468 out of 3584 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
Submitted on Nov 22st by @ohgoodnessmandi
twitter: the only place where you WANT strangers to follow you.
2449 out of 3562 people thought this would make an amazing shirt!
