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@Jim_Hamilton I mustache you to wear this mustache

12:17 AM Nov 23 by @74ina66

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STARRRRR! RT @SamGrittner: I've got Aunts in my pants and Uncles in my V-Necks!

11:42 AM Nov 22 by @74ina66

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friend needed a ride to the bank to make a deposit but realized he shoulda been more specific.trying to get it all into the ATM was messy...

9:30 AM Nov 21 by @74ina66

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A watched poop never hardens...wait...I think I got that wrong.....

9:20 AM Nov 21 by @74ina66

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Holland Oatmeal .... I can't go for that (no can do)

9:19 AM Nov 21 by @74ina66

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RT @jasonpermenter: All these politicians failing to get us out of this economic mess and not ONE has suggested putting Charles in Charge?

9:04 AM Nov 21 by @74ina66

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Who and what is an Oprah? Isn't that one of those things where people sing in Italian?

9:03 AM Nov 21 by @74ina66

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@johnnewell1981 thanks for the retweet on the retweet! Two retweets are better than one!

8:50 AM Nov 21 by @74ina66

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Flawless....... RT @brendonwalsh: I bet my mom is totally gonna "wake and bake" this Thanksgiving

11:27 PM Nov 20 by @74ina66

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Thanks for your #FF shout out @GLITTERGODDESS!!! What a compliment to be grouped with such funny talent!

11:09 PM Nov 20 by @74ina66

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Awesomeness......RT @rickallenlive: @74ina66 (: ),-<

1:00 AM Nov 20 by @74ina66

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*Star comedy by Democrats* is a Sarah Palindrome

12:30 AM Nov 20 by @74ina66

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I have acute angina!?!? Well THIS is GREAT news! Afterall, my tits ain't much ta look at....

12:01 AM Nov 20 by @74ina66

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@SamGrittner tell me riddleman!?!

11:51 PM Nov 19 by @74ina66

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AP Math in HS really pays off when buyin weed....jusssayun....thanks Mrs Pearson!U were right!Math IS useful and I WON'T amount to anything!

11:45 PM Nov 19 by @74ina66

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Hey @elibraden: "DARTH RITIS" ?...why are you such a genius!?!

11:34 PM Nov 19 by @74ina66

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Working on the name for my new wine company....Philapino Grigio a wine from the Philadelphia wine region. Tastes like a brother's love...

11:03 PM Nov 19 by @74ina66

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I think I just saw my neighbor doin the def leppard drummer on himself....nameen? Also, I'm pretty sure that wasn't sugar he poured

10:57 PM Nov 19 by @74ina66

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@DoogieHowser_MD I got a new car! If u like it put a ding on it!

10:47 PM Nov 19 by @74ina66

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My friend couldn't come out tonight because she had to do an essay....I didn't even know she liked Mexican dudes....

10:40 PM Nov 19 by @74ina66

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