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Aimee_B_Loved
- Name: Aimee B
- Location: Wichita, Kansas. Seriously.
- Web: http://aimee-l-brock.tumblr.com/
- Bio: I'm a ray of sunshine... causing cancer and starting fires.
Every so often, I look at my timeline and think, "Holy shit! It's Spider-Man!" But no, it's @worldwarmike.
9:44 AM Nov 23 by @Aimee_B_Loved
SCIENTISTS OF THE WORLD: Please figure out a way for one to drink coffee while taking a shower. That'd really kick my morning in the ass.
7:29 AM Nov 23 by @Aimee_B_Loved
@kbaxter They aren't MY Chiefs. I'm a Colts fan. But I'll pass the word along.
7:20 AM Nov 23 by @Aimee_B_Loved
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story "Tale of the Cellulite Thighs".
10:09 PM Nov 22 by @Aimee_B_Loved
Really? Forty FarmVille requests? My friends need hobbies that don't involve "send gift" buttons.
9:44 PM Nov 22 by @Aimee_B_Loved
Tony Romo is the only player in the NFL with "vibrating game day jockstrap" written into his contract.
2:51 PM Nov 22 by @Aimee_B_Loved
@LiamPan Ha! Thanks, but I'm no professional comedian. Not even an amateur one.
1:11 PM Nov 22 by @Aimee_B_Loved
OMG! My cell phone is so awesome! I just found out it can make calls, too!
1:06 PM Nov 22 by @Aimee_B_Loved
God. Country line dancing is so retarded. KICK! KICK! SCOOT! KICK! KICK! BEAT YOUR WIFE! KICK! KICK! VOTE REPUBLICAN! SCOOT!
2:43 AM Nov 22 by @Aimee_B_Loved
Oh, Todd Reesing. I would bang you like a Peruvian street band plays its drums.
7:52 PM Nov 21 by @Aimee_B_Loved
Nice fumble, McCoy. That's what you get for fingerbanging your mother before the game.
7:49 PM Nov 21 by @Aimee_B_Loved
Two days and 4 returned items later, my parents have finally decided on curtains for the living room -- the old ones with a new rod.
5:21 PM Nov 21 by @Aimee_B_Loved
@ARealist He is. But, damn. Imagine how much water he displaces. A hot tub's worth, at least.
4:28 PM Nov 21 by @Aimee_B_Loved
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