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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

I didn't make it to church today, but I did spend 3 hours in the WalMart parking lot saying "oh my gawd" as people walked by. Close enough.

7:57 PM Nov 22 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

Technology let's me live tweet this power outage, but did nothing to keep me from jamming my toe into the wall.

11:58 PM Nov 18 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

Having moved to a rural environment, he found himself consuming an increased volume of peaches canned at an urban factory. #firstdraftlyrics

8:37 PM Nov 16 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

Why don't sadists shop at WalMart? Unbeatable prices.

5:35 PM Nov 14 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

My Hobby: watching 3yr olds do battle with the automatic sliding door. Related, easily amused.

4:43 PM Nov 14 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

Aww, that's cute. Amazon also sells this album in CD format.

10:41 PM Nov 13 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

RT @GPappalardo: Follow Friday isn't that fun anymore with all these pending restraining oders. Maybe I'm doing it wrong...

2:20 PM Nov 11 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

This year I'm getting my grandma a new Ziploc bag for Christmas. The one she's in now is torn and she's leaving a mess on top of the fridge.

1:05 AM Nov 11 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

Selling downloadable audio books in the UK 6 months before the US is stupid. Now I have to lie about where I live to get to the book I want.

12:27 AM Nov 11 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

"Sir, you look like you love animals." "Yep, I've got 3 mounted on the wall in the living room." Some PETA folks have no sense of humor.

8:34 PM Nov 9 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

Is there a proper way to fill a friend's cubical with Jello?

8:18 PM Nov 6 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

http://bit.ly/3iDYnT - proof that @GPappalardo is really a ultra-conservative, ultra-religous zealot, who wears bow ties to work.

12:15 AM Nov 2 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

Unrelated: you would not believe how much LSD it takes to get Snuffalufagus trippin'.

10:45 PM Nov 1 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

Sitting here at the laundry mat playing with muppets. What? Stop looking at me like that. Fine... I'll "put big bird back in the cage."

10:41 PM Nov 1 by @BadGopher

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I've decided to update our help desk's troubleshooting material to include a new step: "9. Now get a gun and shoot the damn thing."

3:18 PM Oct 27 by @BadGopher

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Photo: Wrapping paper and greeting cards are blasé.  Duct tape with a sharpie-scrawled greeting is where it’s... http://tumblr.com/xsa3oagda

5:54 PM Oct 24 by @BadGopher

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Hashtag Jeopardy: A) About a pint of blood loss and a sack full of quills. Q) What is what you get when you take a porcupine #intheass

11:22 PM Oct 23 by @BadGopher

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James - I’m just another geek with a twisted perspective and a sense of humor.

I'll take Twitter memes ending with "#intheass" for $1000, Alex.

11:17 PM Oct 23 by @BadGopher

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Number of tambourine players on stage: 2. Yeah.

10:20 PM Oct 21 by @BadGopher

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