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BlueLanugo
- Name: °o.O.Blue.O.o°
- Location: sunny Los Angeles
- Web: http://www.blue-lanugo.com
- Bio: Lovable Angeleno. Born on Halloween. Interests: Cats, Whiskey, Ping Pong, Rock.
Wearing sunglasses designed to filter out advertising and marketing messages. They seem to work. I can't see anything.
1:05 PM Nov 20 by @BlueLanugo
I had to sneeze, but I held it in, because I had Crest White Strips© on. My teeth look great, but the top of my head is missing.
12:08 AM Nov 20 by @BlueLanugo
I haven't seen a shooting star yet. I'm standing here with a list of wishes! HELLO!
1:32 AM Nov 18 by @BlueLanugo
My washing machine has a setting for HAND WASH. Welcome to the future.
1:25 AM Nov 18 by @BlueLanugo
Ignoring the CHECK ENGINE light, I continued to drive. But then, the YOU'RE SCREWED light came on...
12:54 PM Nov 17 by @BlueLanugo
I'm tired of this Cheddar-flavored Donald Trump. Can't we get him in Chipotle Ranch?
4:33 PM Nov 12 by @BlueLanugo
Did you know that the panini is named for Panini the clown? His favorite prank was to make you a sandwich that spooged all over your shirt.
2:23 PM Nov 12 by @BlueLanugo
By the time the West LA metro line is built, I'll be riding it to my weekly game of laser bingo.
11:27 AM Nov 12 by @BlueLanugo
Have been stopped in traffic for a half hour. Someone better be dead up there. If they're not, I'll kill em'.
8:00 PM Nov 9 by @BlueLanugo
Probably should have declined birthday cake after birthday boy sneezed out the candles.
4:07 PM Nov 9 by @BlueLanugo
Celebrating the 20th anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin Wall by playing Jenga with my surly neighbor.
3:16 PM Nov 9 by @BlueLanugo
Performing in The Belly Room at The Comedy Store, tomorrow at 8. It would be great to see you there! If you go, tell them my real name.
9:04 PM Nov 3 by @BlueLanugo
Waiting to go on at an open mic in Hollywood. A girl just showed me her tits. I think she mistook me for Joey Lawrence. Either way: Whoah!
11:36 PM Nov 2 by @BlueLanugo
When are we going to finally admit to ourselves that candy corn is crap candy?
8:24 PM Nov 2 by @BlueLanugo
Almost done with the Death at Disneyland tour. In line for the Matterhorn, site of the park's first fatality. Mark Maples RIP.
12:01 AM Nov 1 by @BlueLanugo
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