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Matt Braunger
Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

@mattbelknap Something in Achilles is ALWAYS torn. Talk about an ego!

6:18 PM Nov 22 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

Hey, what's the over/under on Achilles vs. Hector?

6:15 PM Nov 22 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

Totally! Thanks, man. @steveheisler steveheisler @Braunger That was me. I hope your "ha" is genuine. Genuinely wonderfully scatterbrained.

5:06 PM Nov 22 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

Just read a recap of the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival in the Onion AV Club that described me as "wonderfully scatterbrained." Ha!

4:50 PM Nov 22 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

That would be Dec. 17th. RT @tri_polar @Braunger when will you be on chelsea lately again?

4:43 PM Nov 22 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

"Swingin' like my nuts." Brilliant. http://www.hulu.com/watch/110300/saturday-night-live-digital-short-two-worlds-collide-ft-reba-mcentire

4:41 PM Nov 22 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

Just realized people might look at my profile pic and think I'm arrogant. I'm only looking like that on my album as a parody. I am a dork.

3:26 PM Nov 22 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

Thanks to everybody who came to Meltdown and the Improv last night. We had us a Saturday.

2:50 PM Nov 22 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

RT @Kulap: Attention all restaurants: you can't all have the best burger in LA! Quit frontin'.

2:46 PM Nov 22 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

Don't judge me! RT @drewhancock I categorize my friends by those who've acted in Hanes commercials and those who haven't.

8:45 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

I'll be at Comedy Meltdown at 8:00 and the Improv at 11:30. Yes, tonight. What? No, nothing tomorrow.

5:43 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

There's a guy at the restaurant I'm at on a date wearing the hood on his sweatshirt. I want to kill him.

4:33 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

So great. RT @rikilindhome Him: "I'm funny. Do u think I'm funny? I mean, u at least think I'm funnier than you...right?" Me: "Right."

4:04 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

Don't tell me, tell Karl! RT @Dalewild @Braunger Revenge means emotional involvement, & you only have so much of that until you die.

3:46 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

I don't know what I'll yell when the zombie apocalypse happens, but it really shouldn't be "Man alive!"

3:30 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

Holy crap! RT @dirtypreston RT @Karl_Lagerfeld: Forgiveness is too easy. I can forget by indifference, but not forgive. I prefer revenge.

3:25 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

He just chopped off his own fingers! Damn it, "Escape From Alcatraz"! I'm hungover and you should have warned me!

2:24 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

@EdASalazar YES! Sorry I didn't respond before. Yes, records will be available at Comedy Meltdown tonight.

2:14 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

"Let's agree to disagree" is kind of humanity's theme statement.

1:49 PM Nov 21 by @Braunger

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Matt Braunger - I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.

My 6th grade girlfriend and I never broke up. We just...stopped talking. So I guess I'm taken. Fuck.

11:49 PM Nov 20 by @Braunger

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