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GPappalardo
- Name: Soap Box Liberal
- Location: San Diego
- Web: http://puzzld.tumblr.com/
- Bio: Don't believe everything you read.
Oh no! I just sent a picture of my penis to my boss, instead of my girlfriend. I hope he's secretly gay, could get that raise I wanted.
11:41 AM Nov 23 by @GPappalardo
Alright, I'm really close to a million followers. I just need 996,875 more and I'm there. I'm thinking tonight sometime.
10:51 AM Nov 23 by @GPappalardo
I think the baby has my hair. Yeah she does, she does have my hair. A whole hand-full of it.
12:04 AM Nov 23 by @GPappalardo
I like to go to the bank and withdrawal money, get back in line and deposit it back. It feels good to touch it for that little while.
11:45 PM Nov 22 by @GPappalardo
Stand vigilant young parents, at some point they will go back to sleep.
6:18 PM Nov 22 by @GPappalardo
I will be stuffing turkeys again this year. Let's hope that rancher sleeps through the night this time.
1:22 PM Nov 22 by @GPappalardo
My Dad calls me "Dad" now, which makes me want to tell him to clean his room and get a haircut. Damn hippy.
12:53 PM Nov 22 by @GPappalardo
Ahh, there's nothing better than enjoying a nice Sunday morning while listening to your neighbor grunt and yell about his "sprinkler butt".
12:45 PM Nov 22 by @GPappalardo
This guy keeps saying "older than my Grandma's kick-start dildo", but I can't find a kick-start dildo in any of the old Sears catalogs.
1:31 AM Nov 22 by @GPappalardo
Told this drunk guy walking around with a helium tank to shoot some up his ass to see if it made his farts high pitched. He said "ok".
12:38 AM Nov 22 by @GPappalardo
The baby is always spitting up on me, but now that her poop stinks, I've been able to get her back a few times.
7:42 PM Nov 21 by @GPappalardo
Baby is playing one of her games called "spit out the pacifier", but she's never met Daddy's friend Mr. Duct Tape. Kidding. Sorta...
6:05 PM Nov 21 by @GPappalardo
At the ice rink. I'm naked, except for leg warmers, taken a Viagra and have a strap-on affixed to my ass. Time for "Double penis on ice."
5:38 PM Nov 21 by @GPappalardo
Screw you "Cheers", I don't want the people that were glad I came to know my name.
2:51 AM Nov 21 by @GPappalardo
If you don't call your Mom once a day and scream "I'm bathing myself in feces!", you're doing her a disservice and shame on you.
12:56 AM Nov 21 by @GPappalardo
I heard Abercrombie & Fitch put out some sort of epic commercial called "New Moon", or something. People are paying to see it even.
12:53 AM Nov 21 by @GPappalardo
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