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Garet Webb - Actor, Musician, Bartender, Model

Getting lost looking for an atm! found a broken one... i don't speak korean

11:34 PM Nov 7 by @GaretWebb

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Garet Webb - Actor, Musician, Bartender, Model

Northwestern... Nuff said

6:02 PM Nov 7 by @GaretWebb

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Garet Webb - Actor, Musician, Bartender, Model

Check it Out! My latest show http://bit.ly/24xReR

11:56 AM Nov 7 by @GaretWebb

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Garet Webb - Actor, Musician, Bartender, Model

Is an apple core officially garbage once it's in the bag? Is it still just an apple core as long as I leave it on the counter?

2:30 PM Nov 6 by @GaretWebb

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Garet Webb - Actor, Musician, Bartender, Model

about to head up in the comedy store! rock!

9:36 PM Nov 4 by @GaretWebb

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just found out muscle milk products contain no lactose... Maybe take the milk part out

6:56 PM Nov 2 by @GaretWebb

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moving the the beaches of santa monica

1:59 PM Oct 27 by @GaretWebb

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new revelation: fairy's breast milk is officially the nector of the gods

1:34 AM Oct 23 by @GaretWebb

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40 oz to freedom, only about 34 left to go

1:31 AM Oct 21 by @GaretWebb

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what's that supposed to mean!? But yes I got an A

2:39 PM Oct 5 by @GaretWebb

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As a drunk you're never surprised at the random giberish names you find in your moble phone book. Like bar reddress

4:22 PM Sep 22 by @GaretWebb

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Hot blonde girl clogged the toilet at the coffee bean... But there's no chance the lady going after me will buy that

3:05 PM Sep 2 by @GaretWebb

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5 hours of sleep... RocknRoll

11:14 AM Aug 30 by @GaretWebb

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You can think bananas are nuts, or have nuts drive you bananas. So technically they are banana people if they're in the nut house.

5:21 PM Aug 28 by @GaretWebb

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I feel bad for angie, Roy Williams got injured minutes after she drafted him, and now brandon marshall is suspended for insubordination

12:31 PM Aug 28 by @GaretWebb

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I feel so lazy even not thinking sounds good

7:52 PM Aug 25 by @GaretWebb

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Just walked past a sign thats says "you smile is you best accesory" that wouldn't hold for a crooked smile and an a Sweet hat?

2:15 PM Aug 25 by @GaretWebb

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skinny healthy people eating Burgerking on TV is purely false advertisement

6:17 PM Aug 21 by @GaretWebb

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It's quite the switch to have "dread locks" put into a "pony tail" your hair doesn't sound dangerous anymore

3:43 PM Aug 18 by @GaretWebb

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Garet Webb - Actor, Musician, Bartender, Model

It's quite the switch to have "dread locks" put into a "pony tail" your hair just spunds way less dangerous

3:42 PM Aug 18 by @GaretWebb

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