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Girl11Eleven
- Name: Crystal
- Web: http://favstar.fm/users/Girl11Eleven
- Bio: Professional Wanderer. Part-time SuperHero Part-time SuperZero. Writer. Blogger. Lover of mustard. http://Girleleven.blogspot.com
I had a dream I was dating Jon Gosselin and was pregnant with 8 babies. My subconscious is obviously the place where dreams go to die.
9:15 AM Nov 23 by @Girl11Eleven
Black Friday isn't very politically correct. I'm renaming it to You-must-be-out-of-your-fucking-mind-if-you-think-I'm-shopping-today Friday
9:27 PM Nov 22 by @Girl11Eleven
Flipping between the Bears game and the AMAs may have simultaneously ruined both football and music forever for me.
9:06 PM Nov 22 by @Girl11Eleven
Dear Crazy Celebs, please do something truly bizarre & Twitter worthy tonight at the AMAs so we can finally end the Imma let u finish jokes.
7:04 PM Nov 22 by @Girl11Eleven
It's definitely that time of the year again for SAD sufferers. I saw plenty of people with Seasonal Asshole Disorder at the mall today.
6:00 PM Nov 22 by @Girl11Eleven
@runwicked Yeah well, I guess now I will just take Charlie out tonight and cry in our beers. Maybe him and I can job search together?
5:15 PM Nov 21 by @Girl11Eleven
@runwicked I meant to add in Double OT. I swear Ive called every play in this game. Look out Charlie. Maybe I should coach next?
5:06 PM Nov 21 by @Girl11Eleven
@runwicked Cardiac kids for sure. I called that last FG to tie and FG they missed. I'm calling ND win.
4:56 PM Nov 21 by @Girl11Eleven
The only thing I like about cold weather is being able to keep the box of wine on the back porch. They take up way too much fridge space.
3:24 PM Nov 21 by @Girl11Eleven
@JephKelley Happy birthday! Remember that growing older is mandatory; growing up is an option.
3:06 PM Nov 21 by @Girl11Eleven
Got another wedding invite in the mail. I always sing a rousing rendition of "Another One Bites The Dust" as I fill out the RSVP cards.
1:26 PM Nov 21 by @Girl11Eleven
@StealingKitty Edgy or not, her T-shirt was pretty creepy. It was a huge airbrushing of his face and she had a bright pink hat on. ROCK ON
12:44 PM Nov 21 by @Girl11Eleven
I just saw a woman who was covered in tattoos and wearing a Yanni t-shirt. Rock on, little lady, rock on.
12:35 PM Nov 21 by @Girl11Eleven
Thanks for the #FF: @one800higgins @thejimcox & @AlcoholicMan @_calebK <-----#FF Check em out.
8:03 PM Nov 20 by @Girl11Eleven
#FF Thx @graphicphantom @CynicalNihilist @therealcherilyn @abqryan @Bralio @StealingKitty @xrayedman @1surlygurl @BlondHousewife <-FOLLOW EM
7:55 PM Nov 20 by @Girl11Eleven
You all are some of the most salacious, unscrupulous, cantankerous and farcical people I've ever had to use a thesaurus for. I love you guys
3:11 PM Nov 20 by @Girl11Eleven
I miss the younger years when I was wild and fearless and always threw caution to the wind. And didn't have to eat fiber.
1:20 PM Nov 20 by @Girl11Eleven
It's 2009 and we can blow up the moon, yet we can't find a way to make a box of saran wrap that's not a pain in the ass to use.
10:48 AM Nov 20 by @Girl11Eleven
Maybe it all would have turned out differently if I had just forwarded those chain emails.
2:43 PM Nov 19 by @Girl11Eleven
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