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James R Waters - High on life. Oh and meth (mainly meth)

Look, all I'm saying is that 'predictive text' sounds like something Nostradamus came up with.

10:59 AM Nov 23 by @James_Waters

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James R Waters - High on life. Oh and meth (mainly meth)

Drunk in Hampi, India. This place is breathtaking.

11:47 AM Nov 21 by @James_Waters

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Awesome! I finally got a blackberry! I can finally join the 1999 'hipster crowd!

10:17 AM Nov 19 by @James_Waters

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RT: @NASA Test results indicate moonwater to be drinkable. Slight aftertaste of cheese a pleasant surprise.

7:56 AM Nov 19 by @James_Waters

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In Canada, 'Liar, Liar' is advertised as a documentary on US life.

7:53 AM Nov 19 by @James_Waters

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When the end of the world comes, i'll be sure to do a little dance. I'll call it the Apocalypso.

6:10 AM Nov 19 by @James_Waters

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If booze is not the answer, then you're asking the wrong question

1:17 AM Nov 19 by @James_Waters

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What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike?

1:23 PM Nov 18 by @James_Waters

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Well, PenIsland.com is certainly not what I was expecting when trying to buy stationary online.

10:49 AM Nov 18 by @James_Waters

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BBC HEADLINE: "Somali Woman Stoned For Adultery" good to hear I'm not the only one who gets horny when high as a motherf*cker

10:34 AM Nov 18 by @James_Waters

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Day 3 with no Internet. Tweeting without getting @replies is like talking to people who don't listen to me...hey, where are you going?!

10:31 AM Nov 18 by @James_Waters

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Lolcatz? More like Apocalypse Miaow. AMIRITE?!

8:58 AM Nov 18 by @James_Waters

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So Twilight is about a bunch of vampires who fucked Rainbow Brite whilst listening to the Smiths?

12:36 PM Nov 17 by @James_Waters

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Meteor Showers are great for exfoliating.

11:48 AM Nov 17 by @James_Waters

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My favourite thing about eating broccoli is that it isn't broken glass covered in poop

10:15 AM Nov 17 by @James_Waters

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First night in my new place. Just me and 2300sq ft. Or is it? Is there a bogeyman in India?! EEK BOGEYMAN!!!!

2:38 PM Nov 16 by @James_Waters

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I just went to 'Plan B.' Turns out 'Plan B' is 'stick to Plan A'

11:39 AM Nov 16 by @James_Waters

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No Twitter for a week for me. I'll be tweeting blind.

9:31 PM Nov 15 by @James_Waters

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@crazycolours so wait, I have to keep wondering what's under that towel?!

3:51 PM Nov 15 by @James_Waters

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Today's new India experience: a transexual beggar. Hmm.

4:04 AM Nov 15 by @James_Waters

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