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Jim_Hamilton
- Name: Jim Hamilton
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
- Web: http://flailure.tumblr.com/
- Bio: Words.Myth.
The Taint Magazine imitators from "Mr. Show" are now all twitter apps. T'Wasn't. T'wernt.
12:08 PM Nov 23 by @Jim_Hamilton
One Halloween, I made out with a girl who was wearing a fake moustache. She didn't want to wear it, but I insisted.
12:05 AM Nov 23 by @Jim_Hamilton
Saw 20-something and 40-something frat dullards play beer pong and generally bro out.
8:12 PM Nov 22 by @Jim_Hamilton
You ever ask to have one TV changed to soccer when the other million TVs are on one football game? We are hated here.
8:08 PM Nov 22 by @Jim_Hamilton
Leaving Los Angeles. Don't worry, I'm not really leaving. I'm just drinking myself to death! Like that movie.
10:18 PM Nov 21 by @Jim_Hamilton
It seems the secret is out so I guess I can tweet about it. Free delicious hamburgers at Bar 107 on Saturdays 4 to 8. Downtown LA. Get here.
7:09 PM Nov 21 by @Jim_Hamilton
Based on the women in this bar, Ohio State is giving out degrees in Looking Pretty.
3:30 PM Nov 21 by @Jim_Hamilton
RT @Braunger: My 6th grade girlfriend and I never broke up. We just...stopped talking. So I guess I'm taken. Fuck.
11:56 PM Nov 20 by @Jim_Hamilton
You can sing any Mexican food to the tune of "My Sharona." For lunch, I had "Green Burrito." Dinner is "Beef Taquitos."
10:35 PM Nov 20 by @Jim_Hamilton
@Apey They should combine Palin's and Prejean's books into one book called "Dummies for Dummies."
5:54 PM Nov 20 by @Jim_Hamilton
Enjoy New Zealand, @nottjmiller! I have something for you to give Anna Farris. (That'd be funnier if you could see my boner)
3:13 PM Nov 20 by @Jim_Hamilton
I don't eat anything with a face. Thankfully they chop the face off cheeseburgers before serving them.
1:50 PM Nov 20 by @Jim_Hamilton
Icarus was warned not to fly too close to the sun. My wings melted in the car when I stopped to buy the aviator goggles.
2:04 AM Nov 20 by @Jim_Hamilton
RT @BryanGutmann: A great man once said, "To quote someone else is to be void of an original idea." I couldn't have said it better myself.
12:47 AM Nov 20 by @Jim_Hamilton
Bonus: Here's a rapping football team from Scotland. http://tinyurl.com/glasgowdiamonds
11:42 PM Nov 19 by @Jim_Hamilton
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