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@FluidDarkness I almost snorted pumpkin muffin out of my nose with that one...

5:56 PM Nov 22 by @LassoOfTruth

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Kicked ass with some Christmas shopping today. Now I'm exhausted and want a beer.

5:05 PM Nov 22 by @LassoOfTruth

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I love rain. It might be this frosted pumpkin muffin from Perkins talking, but I love the rain...

5:03 PM Nov 22 by @LassoOfTruth

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@Skipper_Lee Yay! I'll share my holiday stuffs too :)

8:20 AM Nov 22 by @LassoOfTruth

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@WhirrlingMenace McDonald's sausage McGriddle and hashbrown. DUDE

8:07 AM Nov 22 by @LassoOfTruth

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@abigvictory Miller Light?

7:26 PM Nov 21 by @LassoOfTruth

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Aliens marathon on AMC tonight. I'm set.

7:26 PM Nov 21 by @LassoOfTruth

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@demmigoddess One hell of a night....

2:23 PM Nov 21 by @LassoOfTruth

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Heading to Celtic Fest today. Hay Clan represent!

10:02 AM Nov 21 by @LassoOfTruth

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@adi_cat Ha ha, I'll share the secret stash if I find 'em!

9:47 AM Nov 21 by @LassoOfTruth

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@WhirrlingMenace But to want to do those, you have to respect and like the guy... Being a scumbag doesn't deserve rewards! :)

9:40 PM Nov 20 by @LassoOfTruth

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What do I have to do to be one of the lucky girls that have awesome, respectful guys? I'm asking for a bitter friend...

9:34 PM Nov 20 by @LassoOfTruth

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@Elscooby It's been so long, I've forgotten I had one!

9:33 PM Nov 20 by @LassoOfTruth

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Closing on the new place on Tuesday. Woot.

9:07 PM Nov 20 by @LassoOfTruth

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Watching Heavy Metal Taskforce by myself and eating a piece of chocolate to remind myself I'm a girl..

9:03 PM Nov 20 by @LassoOfTruth

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Fast forwarding through commercials is the best invention ever.

8:36 PM Nov 20 by @LassoOfTruth

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@TineyHo Happy Birthday!!!

4:26 PM Nov 20 by @LassoOfTruth

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@tonylongworth I saw them a few times, the Captain never gets old. :)

10:17 AM Nov 20 by @LassoOfTruth

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