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MeetingBoy
- Name: Meeting Boy
- Location: across the conference table
- Web: http://meetingboy.tumblr.com/
- Bio: Say or do something stupid in a meeting and I'll tweet it.
CORRECTION: Sterilize pen before stabbing yourself in thigh to stay awake in meetings. Be a shame to miss work because of infection.
10:50 AM Nov 23 by @MeetingBoy
Status Meeting tip: sit next to the shrillest person so you wake up before your turn. Also stab yourself repeatedly in the thigh.
9:17 AM Nov 23 by @MeetingBoy
"This tweet needs just one more star to make 50: http://favstar.fm/users/MeetingBoy/status/5868075382" #ThingsYouWontHearInAWestern
10:47 AM Nov 22 by @MeetingBoy
Such great responses to my dispose-of-the-body tweet. You guys should post them to Facebook so all can see http://bit.ly/meetingboyFB
6:44 PM Nov 20 by @MeetingBoy
Someone is in my office requesting work at 4:58 on Friday. I have a question. How do I dispose of the body?
3:59 PM Nov 20 by @MeetingBoy
All-company meeting about no bonuses and no raises being extended six months. Next meeting-- why is morale so low?
2:07 PM Nov 20 by @MeetingBoy
@1surlygurl Casual Sex Friday? No, that's not me, that's @TheUserPool, though his program is Casual Sex Weekday.
1:40 PM Nov 20 by @MeetingBoy
RT @theacerbic1: heading to a marketing meeting. anybody know how to administer last rights?
11:22 AM Nov 20 by @MeetingBoy
I'm still tickled that @brianbolter made this video about me: "@MeetingBoy, he's everywhere you don't want to be." http://bit.ly/3PtSqx #FF
10:33 AM Nov 20 by @MeetingBoy
@ampersands1 No, PowerPoint is killing the trees because everyone prints 10 copies for a meeting instead of getting a projector.
9:32 AM Nov 20 by @MeetingBoy
When my grandchildren ask what happened to the trees, I won't lie. I'll say "status reports and PowerPoint presentations".
9:10 AM Nov 20 by @MeetingBoy
"Cookies in the conference room." I went. There were no cookies, only crumbs. Someone needs to tell her, no one likes a Cookie Tease.
4:01 PM Nov 19 by @MeetingBoy
That email was sent to the entire office. Please think twice before hitting Reply All with your "ok got it". We're judging you.
2:39 PM Nov 19 by @MeetingBoy
Found the perfect lunch spot: close enough to spend most the hour relaxing, far enough to never run into someone from the office.
12:16 PM Nov 19 by @MeetingBoy
RT @SusannahGaddis: I have an hour and 15 min meeting today on how to use the phone. How. To. Use. The. PHONE!
12:14 PM Nov 19 by @MeetingBoy
Meeting Boy has exactly 69 connections on LinkedIn. That's no good for a business professional, so who will make it 70? http://bit.ly/MBlink
11:57 AM Nov 19 by @MeetingBoy
The bum at West 8th Street is wearing a tie. Maybe I can bring him to the 11:00 as a guest speaker. Bet that gets people to speed things up.
8:19 AM Nov 19 by @MeetingBoy
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