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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

@CheVolay ...for now.......

10:33 PM Nov 20 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

Well its 11:30 on a Friday night. Know what that means right? ...bedtime... what? This whole not having a job or a life is exhausting.

10:32 PM Nov 20 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

My Poem: Rum is good Good is rum Rum rum rum Good good good Mmm. The end.

10:29 PM Nov 20 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

I will never fuck with black people. I'm not racist. I'm just afraid of someone bustin' a cap in my ass yo.

7:22 PM Nov 20 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

OMG YOUZ GUYZ NEW MOON WAS FRIGGIN AMAZING SERIOUSLY I CRIED I SWOONED I SIGHED I WAS SECONDS AWAY FROM HUMPING THE SCREEN

1:56 AM Nov 20 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

WOOOOOOOOO TWILIGHT AT 9 WOOOOOOOOOOO NEW MOON AT MIDNIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

5:29 PM Nov 19 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

The prob I have w/victoria secrets new push-up bra isnt that it makes boobs 2 sizes larger, its that boobs are 2 sizes smaller when removed.

10:43 PM Nov 18 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

I'm in love with @rediscover_me's boob pic. Perfection, my dear. Titilating, really. Bravo.

10:38 PM Nov 18 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

THIS JUST IN: I am incredibly awesome.

8:58 PM Nov 18 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

In 22hrs & 6mins I get to watch Stefan. Then just 3hrs after that I'll get Edward. It will be a very hot few hrs. My hands will be cramped.

8:54 PM Nov 18 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

I blame Edward Cullen for me being so distracted. I do alot of swooning & sighing & giggling. And then theres the whole lot of masterbating.

12:31 PM Nov 18 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

ive lost the funny. has anyone seen the funny? i cant find the funny. do you get the funny that is coming outta my mouth? yeah, me neither.

11:53 AM Nov 18 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

Do ya mean it britney? It could just be you and me? Let's invite alyssa milano and I'll be so happy to be caught inbetween.

10:05 AM Nov 17 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

Sugerpie, honeybun... I'm about to eat. you. up.

7:53 AM Nov 17 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

I have no problem begging for stars. theres 3 tweets on my favstar recent page thats 5 or less away from 50! Help me out b4 they disappear!

8:56 PM Nov 15 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

I'm weighing the pros and cons of New Jersey. Pros: Gas Station Attendents. Cons: It's New Jersey.

7:00 PM Nov 15 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

Just finished writing my very first book. It's called "Life as a Mime". Introduction: I'll be recording the audio book tomorrow.

3:03 PM Nov 15 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

Before Twitter I was just a girl w/no life who hadnt gotten laid in a while. Now I'm... that same girl. But I can tweet. So there's that.

2:50 PM Nov 15 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

Everytime I go on facebook it feels like I'm dying a slow and painful death.

8:12 AM Nov 15 by @Mela_De

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Pam I Am - i have no a/c in my car. im also incredibly awesome. witty too. and clever. yes. i am everything great. tis me. be jealous. its ok.

Hey guyz! I just realized that a scarecrow ... SCAREs CROWs. I'm 25. Just fyi.

7:42 PM Nov 14 by @Mela_De

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