MissAmbiguous
- Name: LC Paperclip
- Location: down the road a piece
- Web: http://favstar.fm/users/MissAmbiguous/
- Bio: Wake, Work, Sleep, Repeat
I see your lips moving which means only one thing. I need sleep. Copy machines don’t have lips.
9:26 AM Nov 23 by @MissAmbiguous
I'd like to know which evil witch bestowed the "perky early riser" gift upon my child. Curses!
5:45 AM Nov 22 by @MissAmbiguous
Me eyelids are stuck together and the screen is too bright. Good morning Twitter.
5:35 AM Nov 22 by @MissAmbiguous
All of the women in this house are infected with the F1U1 virus and there is only one cure. Double fudge brownies.
7:16 PM Nov 20 by @MissAmbiguous
Thanks!! @abqryan @eliotfellow @starrmommy824 @iamyoushouldtoo @simplyanne #FF
7:15 PM Nov 20 by @MissAmbiguous
"Mommy, does Princess Peach have boobies?" Um, I guess so. "I like boobies." I know, Little Man.
5:24 PM Nov 20 by @MissAmbiguous
I prayed to the Babysitting Gods to send my cousin over, but the lines must have been crossed and Aunt Flo came to visit instead. Bitch.
1:38 PM Nov 20 by @MissAmbiguous
I realized that I can't be witty and creative at the same time. So I'm going with creative. Witty doesn't help pay the bills.
9:29 AM Nov 20 by @MissAmbiguous
I just watched a guy on a bicycle follow behind a bus and make the same stops. Those training cutbacks are a bitch.
8:33 AM Nov 19 by @MissAmbiguous
@thesearedays After loving a bag of peanut m&ms, my little "peanut hater" asked what was in the candy. I told him. He threw up.
8:30 AM Nov 19 by @MissAmbiguous
Though I called the babysitter, I get the feeling that I'm still doing "Mother's Little Helper" wrong.
4:12 PM Nov 18 by @MissAmbiguous
Chewing on a straw may not cause cancer, but it will get you a punch in the face if you keep talking with one hanging out of your mouth.
12:21 PM Nov 18 by @MissAmbiguous
Q: How do you tell a crazy former coworker he can't be in the football pool anymore? A: YOU DON'T and you're once again spared when he wins.
9:24 AM Nov 18 by @MissAmbiguous
Great meeting. What did I learn? That the guy who makes the most money also had the lowest GPA in college.
1:56 PM Nov 16 by @MissAmbiguous
Words I never ever want to hear/see in an email again: "Join us for a <insert product here> party." For the love of Tupperware, NO!
9:12 AM Nov 15 by @MissAmbiguous
If you’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day, then you probably have some Prozac, too.
8:18 PM Nov 14 by @MissAmbiguous
There should be a law against waking someone too early on a Saturday. But then jail would be full of toddlers looking for breakfast and TV.
5:59 AM Nov 14 by @MissAmbiguous
#FF hugs to @CynicalNihilist @MzCupCakes13 @krayzid0rk @MissMAB @KristinEvelyn @JeanM617 @iamyoushouldtoo @simplyanne - Thanks!
5:55 AM Nov 14 by @MissAmbiguous
Gotta get out of the office. No TV and no beer make Lisa something something.
1:13 PM Nov 13 by @MissAmbiguous
I need to establish a disconnected-call-back protocol with Mother. “Whenever we get cut off, *I* will ALWAYS call YOU back, OK? Just wait!"
8:56 AM Nov 13 by @MissAmbiguous
