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Neil_Hamburger
- Name: Neil Hamburger
- Location: Cardboard Box, NM
- Web: http://americasfunnyman.com
- Bio: America's $1 Funnyman
Found a VHS tape of "Somewhere In Time" on the street in Denver. The cops say if no one claims it within 60 days, it's mine!
9:42 AM Nov 22 by @Neil_Hamburger
Curses on @mjkeenan for sending me out on stage without a Teleprompter tonight.
11:36 PM Nov 20 by @Neil_Hamburger
The shows with Puscifer have been 'ri-god-damn-diculous', to quote John Wayne. Denver NOW, Dallas/Houston/San Antonio next week
11:34 PM Nov 20 by @Neil_Hamburger
@joshfreese And here I am always crediting you! I will make sure to give Warren a tip of the hat when next I see him.
11:31 PM Nov 20 by @Neil_Hamburger
@theyachtsman You missed it, we were in Charlottesville last Saturday.
11:29 PM Nov 20 by @Neil_Hamburger
Opening for Puscifer Wed. @ a classy Utah venue: http://tinyurl.com/neilslc Not like last time: http://tinyurl.com/y8qy8bl
2:46 PM Nov 17 by @Neil_Hamburger
RT: @The_AV_Club @neil_hamburger Your album made our best-of-the-decade list: http://bit.ly/2hTkKk
1:14 AM Nov 17 by @Neil_Hamburger
Water discovered on the Moon! Dasani execs must be excited as converting sewage on Earth is quite expensive.
1:13 AM Nov 14 by @Neil_Hamburger
Still more shows this weekend! Bring a bucket! http://twitpic.com/op2zy
3:41 PM Nov 13 by @Neil_Hamburger
RT @villagevoice: Greasy-combover comedian @neil_hamburger at @knittingfactory w/ @street_carnage @ToddBarry http://bit.ly/11poYZ
3:31 PM Nov 12 by @Neil_Hamburger
Does anyone have any brawny friends in Hell that can protect Abbott & Costello from the DC sniper?
8:50 AM Nov 12 by @Neil_Hamburger
Crave the "Human Touch"? Come to "Lucky Town" (Asbury Park, New Jersey); I will be performing at Asbury Lanes tonight only.
8:48 AM Nov 12 by @Neil_Hamburger
I'm doing a show in Brooklyn tonight at the Knitting Factory, a benefit for injured thumbs.
5:45 PM Nov 11 by @Neil_Hamburger
The DC sniper will die today by lethal injection. Who will play 3rd base for the Nationals now?
3:16 PM Nov 10 by @Neil_Hamburger
@joemarshmallow You shouldn't. The only thing our show has going for it is that it's cheaper.
1:54 PM Nov 8 by @Neil_Hamburger
Ed Hardy and Long John Silver's are pairing up to create the worst product ever.
10:45 AM Nov 7 by @Neil_Hamburger
I start a very long tour tonight in Allston, Mass. Free commemorative "face of Lincoln" coins to the first 200 customers..
3:32 PM Nov 6 by @Neil_Hamburger
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