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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@jimmj8871 We are limited to stock on hand. No cocoa cereals.

11:40 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@bonchmom November & December are all about the pie & whipped cream & fudge & buttered rolls, and January is for wondering how we got fat.

11:37 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@funtobefemale Oh, geeze, that sucks. At least there is pie.

11:28 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

Frosted Flakes with chocolate milk, my preteen is making this a thing.

11:27 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@shueytexas Ha ha ha! Like there is any other way for a pregnant lady to drop 15 pounds overnight.

11:26 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@bonchmom Totally a nightmare!

11:02 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@SusAnimate He'll think twice before calling you by your first name again.

11:01 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@funtobefemale Good thing?

11:00 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@evrythingmustgo Bi-coastal works for Macy's.

10:55 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

In my dream I was using a vibrator so good it plugged into the wall. I couldn't shut it off, couldn't reach the plug, panicked as I woke up.

10:50 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@wood Or a mad scientist.

10:48 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

You are all in the shower with me.

7:09 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

I'm taking this baby machine to bed. Night folks.

12:18 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

Okay guys, I'm going to give @BillMc7 and @Nuclear49 a follow. Let's see if they notice. ;) Cool avatars for both these guys.

12:15 AM Nov 23 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@bonchmom I'm the same way with my vitamins in the 'days of the week' pill box. Us old folks.

11:41 PM Nov 22 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@Reba723 Thankful for the new home! Yippee!

11:37 PM Nov 22 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

If Elton John had a grown daughter, she'd be Lady Gaga in those shoes.

11:35 PM Nov 22 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@Dianne_L Yes! Best movie EVAR!

10:41 PM Nov 22 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

'I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!'

10:29 PM Nov 22 by @NotHot

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Jayne Dough - Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.

@Tymethief Even worse! Michael's craft hell.

7:27 PM Nov 22 by @NotHot

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