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"…like driving a tractor in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem." — @ebertchicago on 'New Moon' wins again.

12:10 PM Nov 22 by @Phineas

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@lisrock The photo fails to convey what a total spazzmo dorkus he is.

3:26 PM Nov 21 by @Phineas

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At least one person is happy I'm back. http://twitpic.com/qeobo

3:04 PM Nov 21 by @Phineas

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Sweet Home Chicago.

1:26 PM Nov 21 by @Phineas

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Thanks, Charleston. Let's never do this again. Getting the fuck out of Dixie, y'all. http://twitpic.com/qdnxr

11:20 AM Nov 21 by @Phineas

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Hey, dudes! Want to feel self conscious? Buy a copy of US magazine when you're in line ahead of a Marine.

10:07 AM Nov 21 by @Phineas

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You can buy my posters today at the DIY Trunk Show. If you're into that. But I won't sign your boobs as I won't be there. http://j.mp/2rknWE

8:01 AM Nov 21 by @Phineas

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Brenda is asleep and I am not helping myself to her prescription meds that are right here and that's why I'm going to heaven, you jerks.

3:50 PM Nov 20 by @Phineas

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Obey Charleston. http://twitpic.com/q9trq

3:34 PM Nov 20 by @Phineas

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@littleorangeman Leave me to my dystopian fantasies, thanks.

9:40 PM Nov 19 by @Phineas

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Looking forward to how Oprah plans to continue to make the world stupider without a TV show. O-branded roving lobotomy vans?

7:15 PM Nov 19 by @Phineas

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@auralfixations @picturepicture So mad you all waited so long to take the office fully Mad Men. Just remember: no crying in the break room.

4:46 PM Nov 19 by @Phineas

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An unexpected conversation with Francis Bacon.... http://flic.kr/p/7gHxxa

10:30 PM Nov 18 by @Phineas

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Why do complete strangers keep invoking my name in their insipid, irrelevant tweets? I've never even met this @ferb person…

2:08 PM Nov 18 by @Phineas

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@knittaplease Knit a gun?

11:55 AM Nov 18 by @Phineas

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@knittaplease I bought you two drinks. But I drank them at lunch.

2:37 PM Nov 17 by @Phineas

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Charleston Harbor from outside the aquarium. I drove an actual car over that bridge. Twice. http://twitpic.com/pw3nm

12:49 PM Nov 17 by @Phineas

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Watching an otter have lunch at the Charleston aquarium.

10:58 AM Nov 17 by @Phineas

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@knittaplease Can you manage Veronica Lake? It would still be something.

9:53 PM Nov 16 by @Phineas

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Unless you've got a better idea... http://flic.kr/p/7gibGh

8:43 PM Nov 16 by @Phineas

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