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CokeBear

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  • Name: CokeBear
  • Location: C-eh n-eh d-eh 1123.6536.5321
  • Web: http://polar-bear.tumblr.com/
  • Bio: Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.
CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

Great. Now the house smells because the wind went down my chimney. #notaeuphemism

9:34 PM Nov 22 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

I had no idea the American Medical Association had a television show and gave out awards.

7:40 PM Nov 22 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

"The Equalizer" - Rule #2: If you are being chased or chasing someone, the New York City subway is totally free-of-charge.

4:58 PM Nov 22 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

@phronq Are you sure it's not actually a tour of 1980s bands? Let me know if you end up in Kansas, Europe or Asia, or bacon forbid, Alabama.

6:59 AM Nov 22 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

Saw the new Star Trek DVD & thought, if I was old Spock I would've said "Nero aside Jim, if you EVER meet a guy named Khan just phaser him."

6:52 AM Nov 22 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

My hands got too sweaty playing The Beatles: Rock Band, so I'm taking a break while my guitar gently seeps.

12:08 AM Nov 22 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

"Zero means none, Daddy!" "Yup - and whether spelled with an O or a U, it means you aren't gettin' any."

8:55 PM Nov 20 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

I wonder if people with a sexual watersports fetish enjoy recipes with chick peas?

8:05 PM Nov 20 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

@GPappalardo Or maybe life thinks you have a Vitamin C deficiency? Avast, ye scurvy dog!

3:47 PM Nov 20 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

Crap. Dropped a tablet from my travel meds box, and now it's too dark in this passage to see it. This must be that car pill tunnel syndrome.

3:32 PM Nov 20 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

Sorry, E.L.O., but on the ferry Rock and Roll is not king. Related: Whama-lama-barforama

3:11 PM Nov 20 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

@phronq http://twitpic.com/q8umb - They should contact Cialis about trading names.

12:01 PM Nov 20 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

@JeeNeeBee So a discussion about the founder of Facebook is completely out of the question?

11:53 AM Nov 20 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

We need to go by 2 & be home by dark. This means we'll leave @ 7 & return @ 11. ADHDland: in EST but living Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Time.

11:52 AM Nov 20 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

This "What's happening" thing is just a slow phase-in for the Budweiser corporate takeover of Twitter - later it will just say "Wazzup?"

8:51 PM Nov 19 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

@robertgdaniel Those pens look great! Well done.

8:24 PM Nov 19 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

Oh come on, really? Only 5 people agree that her next goal is to become Poperah? Naive fools.

7:22 PM Nov 19 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

Jumping G. Horsefat, Rocky & Bullwinkle are 50 years old today. Hokey smoke!

7:10 PM Nov 19 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

Just saw an ad that said "Win Edward Cullen's Volvo". I knew he was a pussy of a vampire, but I never suspected he had a vagina.

6:12 PM Nov 19 by @PolarBear_

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CokeBear - Sarcastic, misanthropic, skeptical photographer & Dad, reviled for sharing what I think & feel. I tweet every stupid thought. FYI: I probably won't follow back.

PROTIP: Until/unless they change the RT function to allow adding a comment, you can always retweet the old way if you want to be a smartass.

6:01 PM Nov 19 by @PolarBear_

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