Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Nov 24st by @Raynebeaux27

The words we use, and the way they are defined, shape the way we think about reality.

9:37 AM Nov 20 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Sep 18st by @Raynebeaux27

A moment spent is a blink of the eye, but a moment lost will last forever.

10:59 PM Sep 15 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Sep 18st by @Raynebeaux27

It's never too late. Never IS too late.

10:58 PM Sep 15 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Sep 18st by @Raynebeaux27

Kanye at Swayze's funeral: "I'll let you get back to mourning in a minute, but Michael Jackson had one of the best deaths of all time."

10:53 PM Sep 15 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Aug 20st by @Raynebeaux27

What if an Asian person got disoriented?

11:32 PM Aug 18 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Aug 18st by @Raynebeaux27

No, I do not care if I die at midnight, I will not RT that!

2:22 AM Jun 28 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Aug 18st by @Raynebeaux27

One day, the devil walked into heaven and God said, "OMFG WALLHAX!"

2:20 AM Jun 28 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Aug 18st by @Raynebeaux27

What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head? Doug What do you call a guy without a shovel in his head? Douglas

2:19 AM Jun 28 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Jun 29st by @Raynebeaux27

The proverbial glass is neither half-full nor half-empty; It's just twice the size it needs to be.

2:17 AM Jun 28 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Jul 1st by @Raynebeaux27

Don't worry if the world comes to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

2:07 AM Jun 28 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on Nov 20st by @Raynebeaux27

Before Twitter, if someone was following you, you'd call the cops.

11:53 AM Jun 3 by @Raynebeaux27

Submitted on May 26st by @Raynebeaux27

Twitter: at least you can't get weird looks from passersby online.

9:42 AM May 24 by @Raynebeaux27

Mar-ee!!! - I work and go to college. I have a banana tattoo. I have a crush on Jeff. Please vote on my slogans and tweets!! Thanks!

@threadless K-Stud wins with 342

12:09 PM Apr 4 by @Raynebeaux27

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Mar-ee!!! - I work and go to college. I have a banana tattoo. I have a crush on Jeff. Please vote on my slogans and tweets!! Thanks!

RT @threadless In celebration of passing 200k followers, we're giving away $200 in GC today! RT this to be eligible to win 1 of 8 $25 GCs!

11:09 AM Apr 3 by @Raynebeaux27

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Mar-ee!!! - I work and go to college. I have a banana tattoo. I have a crush on Jeff. Please vote on my slogans and tweets!! Thanks!

RT @threadless In celebration of passing 200k followers, we're giving away $200 in GC today!

11:05 AM Apr 3 by @Raynebeaux27

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Mar-ee!!! - I work and go to college. I have a banana tattoo. I have a crush on Jeff. Please vote on my slogans and tweets!! Thanks!

RT @threadless In celebration of passing 200k followers, we're giving away $200 in GC today! RT this to be eligible to win 1 of eight $25 GC

11:04 AM Apr 3 by @Raynebeaux27

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Submitted on Jun 29st by @Raynebeaux27

following Threadless.

4:04 PM Feb 6 by @Raynebeaux27