TerryBain

Terry Bain

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  • Name: Terry Bain
  • Location: Spokane, WA, USA
  • Web: http://bainbooks.com/landing
  • Bio: I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.
Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

Had a dream that poutine was killing baby seals. Tricky, tricky Canadians.

7:35 PM Nov 23 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

RT @GalleyCat: Video of Tweetbookz, a way to self publish your Twitter feed in a $30 hardcover: http://bit.ly/6GvZ5h

2:13 PM Nov 23 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

"I don't get half your tweets." Me: "That's okay. Neither do I." Laughter. Me: "I ... But ..." No really. I don't get it.

1:00 PM Nov 23 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

Photo: It’s looking like a day for prayers. http://tumblr.com/xpz47kfwk

12:43 PM Nov 23 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

Photo: I Shudder: And Other Reactions to Life, Death, and New Jersey, Paul Rudnick http://tumblr.com/xpz47ho06

10:07 AM Nov 23 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

Photo: May the night bless you with sleep. http://tumblr.com/xpz47a0cs

1:24 AM Nov 23 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

If my dashboard gets any more awesome - I may never ever ever sleep. http://tumblr.com/xpz479o34

1:05 AM Nov 23 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

OMG! Ebert just tweeted "OMG" : https://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/5968967422

12:08 AM Nov 23 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

@elizapi YOU HAVE A TV REMOTE FUCK?! THAT IS SO AWESOME! FIND IT RIGHT NOW!

7:28 PM Nov 22 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

OMG! People of Wal-Mart is people!

7:27 PM Nov 22 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

After Jon & Kate's final episode, which one of their kids gets to ride in the balloon?

7:20 PM Nov 22 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

Who's with me?

5:00 PM Nov 22 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

@quinncy So if would seem. But remember, it's a trick. More to the point, though: poutine.

4:51 PM Nov 22 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he was Canadian.

12:25 PM Nov 22 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

Photo: “Is it true what they’re saying in the blogosphere that you are, in fact, a dog?” http://tumblr.com/xpz46ryf7

12:04 PM Nov 22 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

It's either bed or zombies. Zombies or bed. Aw Hell, I don't even like zombies.

2:36 AM Nov 22 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

@Sallyacious Financial Lives of Poets. Jess Walter. Read it Right Exactly Now.

10:50 PM Nov 21 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

Tomorrow is confession, so I'll say this now: The Bible is the most successful work of fan-fiction of all time.

9:45 PM Nov 21 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

http://twitpic.com/qf13m - RIP Betsy and Shawn.

4:17 PM Nov 21 by @TerryBain

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Terry Bain - I wrote: YOU ARE A DOG and WE ARE THE CAT. They are supposed to be funny. Now writing a biography of the guy who invented the self-compressing bone plate.

@hodgman I believe that would be by the inch.

12:25 PM Nov 21 by @TerryBain

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