Submitted on Nov 19st by @biobot9K
Nintendo is my fighting style.
Submitted on Nov 24st by @biobot9K
If at first you don't succeed, try, try not to suck so much.
Submitted on Oct 26st by @biobot9K
Enemies are just strangers you've met and pissed off.
Submitted on Nov 3st by @biobot9K
A lifetime of video games is surprisingly useless during a real street fight.
Submitted on Nov 9st by @biobot9K
High School reunions are obsolete. You've already friended the ones you care about.
Submitted on Nov 9st by @biobot9K
Starfish know what it's like to puke their guts out.
Submitted on Nov 24st by @biobot9K
Running from your problems never works, unless your problems are zombie turtles.
Submitted on Nov 9st by @biobot9K
The only thing ironic about this shirt is the fact that I hate ironic shirts.
Submitted on Nov 3st by @biobot9K
If everyone marched to a different drum, parades would be utter chaos.
Submitted on Nov 3st by @biobot9K
Screw Sharks, I Want a Sloth Week.
Submitted on Nov 3st by @biobot9K
"Everything I Say Should Be Printed On Shirts and Bumper Stickers." -Albert Einstein
Submitted on Nov 3st by @biobot9K
I Don't See What's So Great About Invisibility.
Submitted on Nov 3st by @biobot9K
The up side of nuclear war is a lot more glow in the dark stuff.
Submitted on Oct 27st by @biobot9K
If the music gets all intense, I'm about to do something awesome.
Submitted on Oct 27st by @biobot9K
Quitting While You're Behind is Also an Option.
Submitted on Nov 3st by @biobot9K
Video Game Jokes Work on So Many Levels.
Submitted on Oct 27st by @biobot9K
I’m Not Mean, I'm Just Statistically Average.
Submitted on Nov 3st by @biobot9K
No Man is an Island, Because People Aren’t Landmasses.
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Submitted on Sep 27st by @biobot9K
