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biorhythmist
- Name: matt
- Location: San Francisco
- Web: http://us.movember.com/mospace/250276
- Bio: coder, farker, phrenologist. I forget what eight was for.
Love means never having to say you're sorry. Marriage means never having to say did you seriously just fart on my elbow.
12:09 PM Nov 23 by @biorhythmist
Just who the hell do you think you are? Oh, retrograde amnesia? Really, really, sorry.
10:12 AM Nov 23 by @biorhythmist
The next time I change this baby, I'm thinking maybe a unicorn or something more practical like Optimus Prime.
6:19 PM Nov 22 by @biorhythmist
I trimmed one side, then the other, but it wasn't even so I kept going back and forth and now the cat just looks ridiculous.
1:15 PM Nov 22 by @biorhythmist
What a lame bar. The drinks are weak and the women at are all "kind of busy" or "what is your problem" or "this is a pottery class, sir."
6:15 PM Nov 20 by @biorhythmist
Hey, no fair using the existence of Uggs in your argument against moral relativism. Make it interesting, at least.
4:30 PM Nov 20 by @biorhythmist
You say "I can't wait to see New Moon!" and I still wake up sometimes. I wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.
3:18 PM Nov 20 by @biorhythmist
@lonelysandwich Sure, but it's kind of quaint. Your most humble servant, matt.
1:30 PM Nov 20 by @biorhythmist
So how much do you tip a furry for half an hour? Sorry, I'm new at this.
11:22 AM Nov 20 by @biorhythmist
As a professional animator, you'd think I would get fired on the first day since I can't draw at all.
11:08 AM Nov 20 by @biorhythmist
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