BlueLanugo

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Nominated on May 23st by @SuperJim16

Best guitar lesson I ever took was getting divorced.

8:16 PM May 5 by @BlueLanugo

Nominated on Jul 1st by @Ja_La

Having to pay a fee to withdraw my own money is like having to take myself out to dinner before masturbating.

4:26 PM Apr 23 by @BlueLanugo

Nominated on May 24st by @Ja_La

The enemy of my enemy is... well, as it turns out ... he's also kind of a dick.

10:58 AM May 1 by @BlueLanugo

Nominated on May 21st by @Jessabelle2o7

Yeah, the earthquake was scary but you should see my snowglobe collection right now!

10:56 PM May 17 by @BlueLanugo

Submitted on May 21st by @BlueLanugo

Twitter is a chain gang song for information-age cubicle slaves.

6:29 PM May 19 by @BlueLanugo

Nominated on May 20st by @Rachelskirts

If life hands you lemons, you may survive the scurvy it handed you last month.

12:01 PM May 14 by @BlueLanugo

Submitted on May 19st by @BlueLanugo

Twitter is a chain gang song for information-age cubicle slaves. #freedoctoralthesis

1:58 PM May 18 by @BlueLanugo