Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

Every time I think there should be a stupidity tax I remember there's the lottery.

3:05 PM Nov 20 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@dariusrucker Tucker is so hot.

3:03 PM Nov 20 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@lancearmstrong Are you sure you didn't mean to type "hide"?

2:51 PM Nov 20 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@jimgaffigan That's a dude?

2:50 PM Nov 20 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

Love spending time with your relatives around the holidays? Yeah, me either. http://tinyurl.com/ykq6797

11:07 AM Nov 20 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@ESPN_Colin Dude, your predictions are almost are hilarious as Berman's. Pats 2, Eagles 4. Rumblin, bumblin', stumblin' ... WHOOP!

3:32 PM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@MUSCPR I'm not terribly picky. I could sit on the patient's lap.

3:25 PM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@MUSCPR I REALLY want to ride in the helicopter for a column. Is that possible?

3:16 PM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@trishabruynell Look into being a flight attendant.

3:10 PM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

I have been diagnosed! RT @fancynancy_01 you could be a completely awesome idiot.

1:47 PM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

I'm awesome. Or a complete idiot. Still haven't decided yet. (Leaning B.)

1:42 PM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@wingoz Maybe they're completing too many passes. Their only win came when they threw for 2.

12:58 PM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@dariusrucker Can you guys PLEASE get me an autographed head shot of Tucker "History in the making" Ervin?

12:05 PM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@sportsguy33 Is that good or bad? (The sales bump, not the Panthers to win.)

11:50 AM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@Live5NewsBoss And the lawn with all the Gov.'s clothes.

11:50 AM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@Adam_Schefter I don't see how spitting in J.J Stokes' face is going to solve Westbrook's concussion problems.

11:40 AM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@Adam_Schefter And they're both with Ronnie Brown tonight.

11:19 AM Nov 19 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

@terrellowens I hope you score 3 TDs a game now.

8:43 PM Nov 18 by @brycedonovan

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Bryce Donovan - Newspaper (yes, those things still exist) (no, seriously) (I know, crazy, right?) columnist for the Post and Courier.

Some people are just natural born storytellers. Sadly it's usually the ones who aren't that never shut up.

1:35 PM Nov 18 by @brycedonovan

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