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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

I'm glad you can guess my sleeping patterns by how often I play bejeweled blitz, but that shit is creepy, debate partner from a decade ago

10:21 AM Nov 23 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

THREE DAYS UNTIL IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO BE STUFFED FULL OF GIBLETS

7:33 AM Nov 23 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

Hey! @berimbauone! Happy birthday. I know just enough spanish to laugh at your tweets. At least I think that's where you put the cajones.

10:42 PM Nov 22 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

"Why does the clock for your feet make you sigh?" 5, while I stood on the bathroom scale this morning.

7:15 PM Nov 22 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

Doorbell rings. "Hello Ma'am! Have you heard the word of OH MY GOD EEEEAH!" And that is why I keep my Halloween decorations up.

11:11 PM Nov 20 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

I am aware of all my misspellings and incorrect usage of grammar. Which makes it worse that I allow them into my tweets. Back to birdhouse.

10:06 PM Nov 20 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

I followed @big_ben_clock two weeks ago but occassionaly forget why there are giant bongs in my feed.

10:02 PM Nov 20 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

@yodelmachine #overedit

7:04 PM Nov 20 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

Why wouldn't anyone not get their kids vaccinations? Puts them out cold.

4:38 PM Nov 20 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

@yhf even if it's 'play ping pong with your ding dong like donkey kong?'

7:08 PM Nov 19 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

$90,000 in a freezer. The joke writes itself.

7:00 PM Nov 19 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

Listen, invisible monkeys with sledgehammers, if you... Hm. Lost my train of thought.

3:18 PM Nov 19 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

I have a splitting headache because of two gallons of snot in a one gallon sinus cavity.

7:07 AM Nov 19 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

I AM @PEEING GUYS

3:25 PM Nov 18 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

I NEED A MOVING GUY

3:23 PM Nov 18 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

"When I ask you about your day, I do not want to hear about how many stars your top tweet got." Luddite.

1:25 PM Nov 18 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

Hey fellas, I got that haven't showered for two days and deodorant is in a box somewhere look. Call me.

10:57 AM Nov 18 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

@smashedpotatoes love you too.

11:20 PM Nov 17 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

For the hour maintenance window, read 6 books. Either your ability to skim tweets or twitter immediately going down after makes it possible.

11:20 PM Nov 17 by @covertheearth

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COVER THE EARTH - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

I appreciate all these Movember tweets, but I'm not actually moving until December.

9:43 PM Nov 17 by @covertheearth

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