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damselesque
- Name: Beth Hefferton
- Location: I'm With Stupid
- Web: http://damselesque.tumblr.com/
- Bio: You should be getting me a drink now.
Let's play a game called "Stop Looking at my Computer Monitor and I Won't Stab You with My Letter Opener". I think I'm going to win.
9:30 AM Nov 23 by @damselesque
Goddamn it. All I want to do is drink beer and eat mac-and-cheese and pie topped with ice cream. I blame America.
11:29 AM Nov 22 by @damselesque
Independence is for losers. Co-dependence is what's hot for Winter 2009. I'm so in style right now.
8:15 PM Nov 21 by @damselesque
Oh yeah, baby, I'm a boatload of trouble. I hope you have your sea legs, mateys. And a bottle of rum.
8:53 PM Nov 20 by @damselesque
Wouldn't it be cool if the characters from the musical "Cats" were actually played by cats? I would pay good money to see that show.
9:16 AM Nov 20 by @damselesque
Oh shit. I think I married my stalker. The Stockholm Syndrome just wore off.
6:40 PM Nov 19 by @damselesque
Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery. It's "your ass looks good in those jeans".
7:44 PM Nov 18 by @damselesque
Sometimes I wish I could be a better person. And sometimes I wish for laser eyes to fry my enemies. I'm complicated.
8:46 AM Nov 18 by @damselesque
I'm glad I washed that pee smell right out of my hair. ... It's a long story.
10:58 AM Nov 16 by @damselesque
I'm drunken bathtub dancing while typing on my iPhone. Whee! Einstein I ain't.
2:42 PM Nov 15 by @damselesque
My husband called me unconventionally beautiful. I called him conventionally stupid.
12:49 PM Nov 15 by @damselesque
Oh my God! Change the channel! It's that scary troll from under the bridge. You know. Bob Schieffer. He'll eat your children.
9:41 AM Nov 15 by @damselesque
I just made out with my new laptop. It's not considered cheating if it's an inanimate object... right?
6:42 PM Nov 14 by @damselesque
I have a split personality and they are both Geminis. That makes four of us in here. And we all want a gin martini.
8:26 PM Nov 13 by @damselesque
I'm just wandering the industrial park, listening to Grandmaster Flash, and trying to keep from goin' under huh, uh huh huh huh huh.
11:51 AM Nov 13 by @damselesque
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