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debihope
- Name: notorious d.e.b.
- Location: Closer than you think
- Web: http://favstar.fm/users/debihope
- Bio: just another cute and sexy genius.
On his tombstone, it said only "He asked her what was wrong FOR THE 16th TIME"
7:19 AM Nov 23 by @debihope
It's not just getting cuted up for work. It's what I like to call 'combat readiness'.
7:07 AM Nov 23 by @debihope
If you don't blow me by now, ..you will never never never never never never blow me.. #monday
6:35 AM Nov 23 by @debihope
Shhhh. My will to live is trying to make up its mind. This coffee may be my only hope.
5:57 AM Nov 23 by @debihope
Too bad convenience stores are all at ground level. I want to say I'm climbing a stairway to 7-11.
8:20 PM Nov 22 by @debihope
I want more than silkening and volumizing. I want a shampoo that will do the dishes.
4:54 PM Nov 22 by @debihope
Sometimes I think the only thing stopping me from complete world domination is that my vacuum will not pick up Cap'n Crunch.
1:01 PM Nov 22 by @debihope
When acids and bases need to be separated, they put them in the Litmus Protection Program. #yesiamahugenerd
11:47 AM Nov 22 by @debihope
The ACTUAL ALMIGHTY forgives any waste of coffee that occurs from shooting out of your nose and/or mouth while laughing at one of my tweets.
8:37 AM Nov 22 by @debihope
I wanted him to take a shower with me but he kept yelling "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POUF"
8:33 AM Nov 22 by @debihope
4 out of 5 Almighty omnipotent benevolent deities fully support the drinking of all the coffee you can get your hands on.
7:58 AM Nov 22 by @debihope
A Lifetime movie about a single mother avenging the theft and murder of her vodka bottle would be more believable.
7:14 AM Nov 22 by @debihope
If the Tyrannosaurus Rex's arms had been long enough to get a coffee cup to its mouth, it might not be extinct today.
6:31 AM Nov 22 by @debihope
Twitter is where we come to ask the tough questions. Like, Is it possible to have sex with a cookie?
9:30 PM Nov 21 by @debihope
Live strong enough to not have that fucking bracelet on your avatar picture.
7:04 PM Nov 21 by @debihope
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