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emzbulletproof
- Name: emzbulletproof
- Location: somewhere on a desert highway
- Bio: rebellious, tawdry broad
""I'm going to Bertha's house"" I have no idea what the double quotes mean, but this seems apt.
11:23 PM Nov 21 by @emzbulletproof
http://yfrog.com/4gco9j My favorite Zelda party. Note the bathtub.
1:32 AM Nov 20 by @emzbulletproof
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but there is a Beanie Baby on top of our television. Also, 30 on my porch. Ah, roomies.
11:58 PM Nov 19 by @emzbulletproof
There is a 200lb man named Oliver missing. Last seen in an '85 Ford conversion van. I AM ON THIS.
10:03 PM Nov 19 by @emzbulletproof
"You mean you DON'T want to smell my natural juices?!" "Please don't ever say that again."
9:49 PM Nov 18 by @emzbulletproof
It sure would be nice if Earth revolved around you. But then you'd be a ball of fire. You probably woudn't have friends.
11:06 PM Nov 17 by @emzbulletproof
The girls asked for a story, so @dexter_colt recounted a Brothers Grimm story involving a daughter with amputated legs. ALL IS WELL.
9:24 PM Nov 15 by @emzbulletproof
"Jesus doesn't want me to live. Where do those Phelps people reside?"
7:54 AM Nov 6 by @emzbulletproof
@yhf He says that he is dying. I can't ascertain if he even has a fever. I'm just flinging ladles of chicken broth in his general direction.
7:44 AM Nov 6 by @emzbulletproof
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