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expat_erin
- Name: Erin
- Location: Melbourne
- Web: http://stuffmygirlfriendsays.com/
- Bio: My boyfriend blogs all the dumb shit I say
Boyfriend brought me an ice cream bar. He gets to live though another night.
5:46 AM Nov 23 by @expat_erin
This apartment is looking more like we live here and less like we're squatting. However, the laundry room/shooting gallery stays.
3:22 AM Nov 23 by @expat_erin
@mdigcat When my stepdad can't sleep, he watches tv and orders stuff. My mom says she wishes he'd he order dirty movies instead.
3:17 AM Nov 23 by @expat_erin
Dear people who sell used Ikea furniture online - saving $50 and the hassle of assembly is not worth contracting your psychic cooties.
11:49 PM Nov 22 by @expat_erin
I hope these assholes are better at assembling their furniture than they are at backing into a car park.
8:54 PM Nov 22 by @expat_erin
This lazy cunt at Ikea just parked (badly) in the loading zone for one bag of stuff and one tiny flatpack item.
8:30 PM Nov 22 by @expat_erin
@Toy_A the worst is when someone has it in their bathroom. Mmmm, poo cookies!
5:02 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin
I may not have a face like a pancake but I do have a vagina like a Toaster Strudel.
4:13 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin
Just ordered a large "Troppo" pizza - ham, pineapple, mozzarella & bacon. Yum. Pizza Capers Collingwood, I love you. Oh, and choc gelati.
2:47 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin
My tonsil is all swollen and angry at me for staying up all night drinking. Jokes on you, motherfucker - you and your twin are being removed
1:26 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin
Could not get a cab on Fitzroy St in St Kilda at 3am - slept on friends' couch until 10. I feel like shite.
5:51 PM Nov 21 by @expat_erin
Off to a good friend's engagement party. Feeling a bit tired so I popped a provigil. Thanks, modern medicine!
1:34 AM Nov 21 by @expat_erin
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