Erin - My boyfriend blogs all the dumb shit I say

Boyfriend brought me an ice cream bar. He gets to live though another night.

5:46 AM Nov 23 by @expat_erin

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This apartment is looking more like we live here and less like we're squatting. However, the laundry room/shooting gallery stays.

3:22 AM Nov 23 by @expat_erin

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@mdigcat When my stepdad can't sleep, he watches tv and orders stuff. My mom says she wishes he'd he order dirty movies instead.

3:17 AM Nov 23 by @expat_erin

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Dear people who sell used Ikea furniture online - saving $50 and the hassle of assembly is not worth contracting your psychic cooties.

11:49 PM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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@jakec damn right.

10:21 PM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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I hope these assholes are better at assembling their furniture than they are at backing into a car park.

8:54 PM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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This lazy cunt at Ikea just parked (badly) in the loading zone for one bag of stuff and one tiny flatpack item.

8:30 PM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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@mdigcat no pancakes?

6:39 PM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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@Toy_A the worst is when someone has it in their bathroom. Mmmm, poo cookies!

5:02 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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I may not have a face like a pancake but I do have a vagina like a Toaster Strudel.

4:13 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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I want to have sex with this pizza.

3:21 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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Just ordered a large "Troppo" pizza - ham, pineapple, mozzarella & bacon. Yum. Pizza Capers Collingwood, I love you. Oh, and choc gelati.

2:47 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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My tonsil is all swollen and angry at me for staying up all night drinking. Jokes on you, motherfucker - you and your twin are being removed

1:26 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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@cheftastic shut up. I hate you.

1:19 AM Nov 22 by @expat_erin

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Could not get a cab on Fitzroy St in St Kilda at 3am - slept on friends' couch until 10. I feel like shite.

5:51 PM Nov 21 by @expat_erin

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3am another big night. Oh, man.

10:09 AM Nov 21 by @expat_erin

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Off to a good friend's engagement party. Feeling a bit tired so I popped a provigil. Thanks, modern medicine!

1:34 AM Nov 21 by @expat_erin

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Trying out the new cafe on our street. Not sure yet.

8:18 PM Nov 20 by @expat_erin

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@Katreeeena fucking bitch! Kill her!

4:58 AM Nov 20 by @expat_erin

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@Katreeeena no, I'm in Melbourne!

4:22 AM Nov 20 by @expat_erin

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