Factual Jane Fiction - I'm An Open Book With Pages Torn Out.

Listen, I've told you, I don't want the kaboodle. I'll give you 20 bucks cash for the kit. That's my final offer.

12:40 PM Nov 23 by @factualfiction

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Factual Jane Fiction - I'm An Open Book With Pages Torn Out.

'African American?"... RT @sucittaM Don't let the Pot fool you. We all know what he REALLY called the Kettle...

12:23 PM Nov 23 by @factualfiction

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Factual Jane Fiction - I'm An Open Book With Pages Torn Out.

Just got this text from my son "I feel nautous" either they're not teaching him English in school, or they're teaching French poorly.

11:47 AM Nov 23 by @factualfiction

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Factual Jane Fiction - I'm An Open Book With Pages Torn Out.

The phrase "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away' was written to describe my follower count on twitter, by someone with a bad lisp.

10:37 AM Nov 23 by @factualfiction

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Factual Jane Fiction - I'm An Open Book With Pages Torn Out.

Once you go black, you don't go back. I'm speaking of coffee of course...

8:37 AM Nov 23 by @factualfiction

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Monday, coffee, burrito, fart, poop, hash tag, vodka, naked, blow job, insomnia. A day in the life of twitter.

7:04 AM Nov 23 by @factualfiction

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Factual Jane Fiction - I'm An Open Book With Pages Torn Out.

Just found the very funny @jeffreymax - Check him out!

4:14 PM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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Baked beans make me toot. #thingsyouwonthearinawestern

2:47 PM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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Dangit, I keep chipping my manicure on this holster. #thingsyouwonthearinawestern

2:30 PM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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May the horse be with you. #thingsyouwonthearinawestern

2:22 PM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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Gross, there are time flies all over my fun!

2:11 PM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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"It is time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays" Ben Harper

11:22 AM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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@debihope you just made me laugh so hard I spit out my coffee...I still ♥ you though.

8:35 AM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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So much to do ~ Get your ass in gear woman!! #shitmydaysays

7:33 AM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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Stars aren't schticking...#jewstuff (for @CousinBrandon)

7:29 AM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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I would like to take a moment to pay my respects to the most unfortunate of tweets that won't live to see their 50th star. Bowing head

7:04 AM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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It needs to be said. COFFEE

6:57 AM Nov 22 by @factualfiction

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That ice cream tasted like more.

9:44 PM Nov 20 by @factualfiction

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Thanks for the #ff mentions today. It really means a lot.

4:09 PM Nov 20 by @factualfiction

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Don't be ridiculous, I will certainly not lend you my ears.

12:29 PM Nov 20 by @factualfiction

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