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The Avett Brothers "Slight Figure Of Speech" from the album I and Love and You - http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/390r

11:12 AM Nov 23 by @funnyordie

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Photo: Do you respect wood? http://tumblr.com/xyn47bvpn (via @rillawafers)

3:42 AM Nov 23 by @funnyordie

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The World's Longest Basketball Shot - http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38mx

12:46 AM Nov 23 by @funnyordie

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Beyonce should've interrupted Taylor Swift at the AMAs to say Michael Jackson was the best white woman of all time

11:14 PM Nov 22 by @funnyordie

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RT @nealbrennan: Locking your tweets is like putting 13 cents in a safe.

10:00 PM Nov 21 by @funnyordie

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Apparently, if you fart loud enough in a Macy's dressing room they make you buy the pants. I thought this was America!

6:34 PM Nov 21 by @funnyordie

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Tires need air? Oil running low? All car problems can simply be solved by installing hydraulics and a novelty horn.

2:27 PM Nov 21 by @funnyordie

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Nick Swardson: 28 Drinks Later - http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/33p3

7:45 AM Nov 21 by @funnyordie

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Losing $300k in a Ponzi Scheme #betterthannewmoon

4:54 AM Nov 21 by @funnyordie

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Getting stuck w/ no plutonium in 1955 would be #BetterThanNewMoon (Oops. Hashtag topics need to be shorter.)

4:37 AM Nov 21 by @funnyordie

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Picking a fight in a line for New Moon #WouldBeBetterThanWatchingNewMoon

4:28 AM Nov 21 by @funnyordie

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Smoking crack and renting Jurassic Park 3 #WouldBeBetterThanWatchingNewMoon

4:24 AM Nov 21 by @funnyordie

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This week's FoD stars for Follow Friday: @galifianakisz @ANDYDICK @brandonrouthcom @perezhilton

5:53 PM Nov 20 by @funnyordie

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http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38v0 - Sarah Palin finally tells the truth on Oprah

4:10 PM Nov 20 by @funnyordie

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http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38vr - Kitten Attempts Epic Jump

4:34 AM Nov 20 by @funnyordie

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Oprah Winfrey is obviously ending her show in 2011 to relax for a year before boarding the ark in 2012. Wake up, sheeple!

6:21 PM Nov 19 by @funnyordie

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I Wanna Sex You Up: The Literal Video Version http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38ob

6:07 PM Nov 19 by @funnyordie

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Fan of New Moon and menstruation? Don't let your blood interfere w/ your vampire boyfriend. http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38ov

12:36 PM Nov 19 by @funnyordie

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Someone says they love horses more than once a day? Wears a horse sweater? CUT YOUR LOSSES. They're a serial killer.

3:13 AM Nov 19 by @funnyordie

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