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gunthergreen
- Name: Gunther Green
- Location: Rhode Island
- Web: http://favstar.fm/users/gunthergreen
- Bio: I'm that guy who poops all the time..
I just farted in my dog's face to give him a taste of his own medicine. That's like pitting Children's Tylenol against black tar heroin.
7:01 PM Nov 22 by @gunthergreen
What is the +liverforce rating on liver and onions? I'm turning yellow.
3:21 PM Nov 22 by @gunthergreen
My father just told my son he should eat his broccoli because it "puts lead in your pencil." Thanks, dad. I'll take it from here.
4:17 PM Nov 21 by @gunthergreen
I beseech thee, is it true what they sayeth? Why hath Master Standish adorned his headwear with such grand buckles? Compensating mayhaps?
5:09 PM Nov 20 by @gunthergreen
I'm going to start a gang called the Pilgrims. We're going to drive a Plymouth and wear buckles on our hats.
6:57 AM Nov 20 by @gunthergreen
I just bought a bunch of nips of Seagram's 7. I'm going to build a liquor store out of LEGOs and pretend I'm a giant and drink them all.
4:16 PM Nov 18 by @gunthergreen
I tried to shake hands with my penis but he didn't have any hands so I just shook his whole body instead and then he threw up everywhere.
4:29 PM Nov 17 by @gunthergreen
I don't know if there's a "Drunkest Person in Rhode Island" award, but I win. Also, "Most Cheeseburgers Consumed in the last 48 Hours".
11:32 PM Nov 15 by @gunthergreen
Happy National Bundt Cake Day! Bundt cakes look like donuts. Giant donuts. Giant Donuts with a hole you can stick your wiener in.
6:43 AM Nov 15 by @gunthergreen
Make sure you follow @Favstar if you haven't already. It's the easiest, best way to track how funny and creative you aren't. #FF
4:57 PM Nov 14 by @gunthergreen
My boss called me in for a surprise drug test. I told him there was no way I would test any drugs unless I knew what they were beforehand.
9:06 AM Nov 14 by @gunthergreen
Tomorrow is National Bundt Cake Day. I plan on spending the rest of today fashioning a tweet that ends with my wiener in a cake hole.
8:32 AM Nov 14 by @gunthergreen
I hate when people beg for 50 star tweets by posting a link like this one: http://favstar.fm/users/gunthergreen/recent Fucking douchebags.
8:28 AM Nov 14 by @gunthergreen
Thanks to @rscooter27 @Aswell @angryoldcoot @Tony_E_NC @BlondHousewife @tilermartsh @TinaMW12 @OFeelYah @Befralee @WadetoBlack for the #FF's
8:24 AM Nov 14 by @gunthergreen
Cats suck. Yes, yours. Fuck your cat and your cat pee smelling house.
11:27 PM Nov 12 by @gunthergreen
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