Sonja Hawkins -

@simonpegg you can make up for it by letting her help you pick out pants that r "roomy" enough!

10:05 AM Nov 22 by @hawksc

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Why won't you just retire already?!? You know who you are...

11:01 PM Oct 20 by @hawksc

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Sonja Hawkins -

@joshuagates saw your pick and yeti cast@Animal Kingdom. My meager brush w/ fame.

10:58 PM Oct 20 by @hawksc

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Sonja Hawkins -

My back & knees are sore. Getting ready for a yard sale is hard work! What? Pervs.

12:14 PM Sep 7 by @hawksc

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Sonja Hawkins -

The speed of the car in front of me is inversely proportional to the duration of the traffic light. Also: GOOOOOOOO!

3:44 PM Aug 15 by @hawksc

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Dyslexics untie! RT @androo Yo Mamma so dyslexic she Sicks Duck.

10:03 AM Aug 8 by @hawksc

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Back to school shopping during tax-free weekend. Another justification for not procreating.

10:01 AM Aug 8 by @hawksc

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PSA: Ladies & gents-when u wear that much cologne/perfume, u tell the rest of us that u don't bathe properly.

6:01 AM Jul 30 by @hawksc

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Sonja Hawkins -

To the turd who mistakenly called me @ 7:30am, next time un-restrict your number so I can hunt you down when I'm fully awake.

7:04 AM Jul 18 by @hawksc

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Oh, look at all the busy, little ants. What the...ow, ow, OW!

6:33 PM Jun 29 by @hawksc

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@thedayhascome For me, other people's kids=birth control

8:41 PM Jun 28 by @hawksc

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Sonja Hawkins -

My treadmill workouts = whole lotta movement w/nothing to show for it :(

6:22 PM Jun 8 by @hawksc

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Sonja Hawkins -

Remember turn signals & yielding the right of way? I miss those days (sigh)...

6:51 PM May 11 by @hawksc

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