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This jack-o-lantern / better resurrect if smashed. / It's carved like Jesus. #haiku
6:16 PM Oct 28 by @holyhaiku
All the eyeballs at / Halloween must get really / old for Saint Lucy. #haiku
11:34 AM Oct 27 by @holyhaiku
Yo--Imma let you / finish, but Jeez had the best / death hoax of all time. #haiku
7:55 AM Oct 21 by @holyhaiku
Pray pray pray pray pray / pray pray pray pray pray pray pray / pray pray pray pray. Well? #haiku
7:44 AM Oct 21 by @holyhaiku
Maybe I'll go to / mass this weekend. You know, beat / the holiday rush. #haiku
7:42 AM Oct 21 by @holyhaiku
Vegas showgirls would / really improve the "magic / show" portion of Mass. #haiku
2:46 PM Sep 17 by @holyhaiku
You know, Genesis / never mentions an "apple" / tree. Nice one, Steve Jobs. #haiku
9:18 AM Sep 17 by @holyhaiku
Really people, why / wash your glasses? I just wipe / them clean like at mass. #haiku
3:38 PM Sep 14 by @holyhaiku
God can fill you up / but there's still always room for / that post-church donut. #haiku
3:14 PM Sep 12 by @holyhaiku
I wonder why God / is the only thing still worth / selling door-to-door. #haiku
1:52 PM Aug 24 by @holyhaiku
Christians should use a / big dunk tank for baptisms. / Efficient AND fun. #haiku
9:38 AM Aug 20 by @holyhaiku
Thanks to Catholic / school, I love knee socks and do / a good Irish brogue. #haiku
9:22 AM Aug 20 by @holyhaiku
I can't imagine / that Lot was really that sad. / Salt was expensive. #haiku
6:26 PM Aug 19 by @holyhaiku
I just don't see the / point of going to church in / summer. There's no gifts. #haiku
5:22 PM Aug 19 by @holyhaiku
Submitted on Aug 14st by @holyhaiku
Jesus, won't you please / heal my Brita? It's making / water, but no wine. #haiku
Submitted on Aug 14st by @holyhaiku
Heading to Hell in / a big enough handbasket / could be kinda fun. #haiku
Submitted on Aug 14st by @holyhaiku
I heard Benedict / now calls it "pope-aroni" / pizza. Just because. #haiku
Submitted on Aug 14st by @holyhaiku
O, Saint Christopher, / can't you please make the jerks at / baggage claim step back? #haiku
Submitted on Aug 14st by @holyhaiku
God should bring back the / whole "manna from heaven" thing. / People like free food. #haiku
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