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homerdash
- Name: homer p. dashington
- Location: somewhere between NYC and DC
- Web: http://homerdash.tumblr.com
- Bio: I _____ the eff out. (nerd, rock, black)
I'd get caught immediately for murder since I can't even remember to wipe the chocolate "evidence" off the spout of the milk carton.
6:34 PM Nov 8 by @homerdash
Sure hope I can still shop at Wegmans even though I'm not following the Saturday morning dress code of "obnoxious middle-aged woman".
8:37 AM Nov 7 by @homerdash
Skimming through and deleting music I downloaded and never listened to. It's like throwing away full plates of food from the buffet.
1:25 PM Nov 1 by @homerdash
My last night in Jersey starts with a giant QuickChek sandwich and searing guts pain. Seems about right!
5:30 PM Oct 25 by @homerdash
Riding in a silver box with @shamelessplug and 3 drunk girls listening to "We Didn't Start The Fire". So basically, living the life.
12:42 AM Oct 24 by @homerdash
Just noticed my pinky automatically pops out while drinking this Blue Moon and ow I didn't think I could punch myself in the face that hard.
10:50 PM Oct 23 by @homerdash
So sad that the middle-aged Jersey guy that randomly started talking to me while waiting at the bar had to leave for karaoke at Hooters.
9:24 PM Oct 23 by @homerdash
I can't believe David Spade agreed to make a DirecTV commercial out of a classic Tommy Boy scene. Just Shoot Me residuals must be shitty.
7:49 PM Oct 22 by @homerdash
All does a great job of removing week-old vodka/PBR/pizza vomit stains. Their old commercial should be redone with hipsters instead of kids.
3:47 PM Oct 22 by @homerdash
My 'baggy' jeans are still pretty tight but the difference is my leg hairs don't cower in terror when I take them out of the closet.
9:04 AM Oct 22 by @homerdash
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