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- Name: Indé Fjölnir
- Location: Campingston Falls
- Web: http://favstar.fm/users/indecisiviously
- Bio: Smartist, blurbsmith, funster, oldbe, banalitic, oofdus, tardwich, squirrel monger, and self hatred guru. Not very good at any of 'em.
DSL install update: Dad has made 2 jokes about not having any grandchildren yet.
11:30 AM Nov 23 by @indecisiviously
... and by "artistic," I mean "penis pics taken with my cell phone."
11:25 AM Nov 23 by @indecisiviously
Holy shit, DSL installer is smoking hot! Maybe she'll "accidentally" stumble upon my collection of artistic boudoir self portraits!
11:24 AM Nov 23 by @indecisiviously
The Dad is watching a Gene Kelly dance film. And I thought me wiping his ass would be the gayest part of his recovery.
8:51 PM Nov 22 by @indecisiviously
Bah. That wasn't funny. I should stick to jizz. HAHA! GET IT?! STICKY JIZZ!!1 Yeah, that's more like it. Tastes better too.
4:09 PM Nov 22 by @indecisiviously
Haven't written any joke jokes for a while. Thankfully, @SarahPalinUSA is coming to the @mallofamerica in a couple of weeks.
4:03 PM Nov 22 by @indecisiviously
Shopping for new laptops. Screw battery life and memory, which one of these is jizz resistant?
1:52 PM Nov 22 by @indecisiviously
I am suffering from tweeter's remorse following that last one. May require a @TinyJesus confessional. Or fewer sins.
9:29 PM Nov 21 by @indecisiviously
In retrospect, I probably should have left bovine inseminator off my zoo application, or at least used a phrase other than cow fucker.
9:21 PM Nov 21 by @indecisiviously
If Kraft doesn't buy Cadbury, who will develop chocolate covered mac-n-cheese? Hormel should get in and baconize it. God, i'm hungry.
4:40 PM Nov 21 by @indecisiviously
"Why are you yelling at me? I'm not the one who named it 'cornholing!' That's the last time i'll buy YOU any organic produce. Prude."
12:53 AM Nov 21 by @indecisiviously
Saw a ridiculously dirtbaggish biker-type buy 4 cans of AXEchocolate. Yes, @ Wal-mart. I need to shop here more often. Stereotypes are fun.
8:44 PM Nov 20 by @indecisiviously
These new pap smear guidelines are very similar to my own. Ladies under 30, see me at least annually. Over 30? Every 2-3 years will suffice
6:53 PM Nov 20 by @indecisiviously
Had my first missent txttweet today. I sure hope my neighbor liked that turkey fucking joke, even though I know she won't be starring it.
6:25 PM Nov 20 by @indecisiviously
Dad just took an hour-long profanity-laden shit. I feel the pride only a pimp could have watching a child smack a bitch for the first time.
3:29 PM Nov 20 by @indecisiviously
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