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@FredCamino @igetrad tell the spiders to tidy up

6:16 PM Nov 22 by @johnnypemberton

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just scratched on the 8 ball for 900th time. is this a metaphor for my life? hope not.

1:38 AM Nov 21 by @johnnypemberton

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desire for gum losing against desire not to move

7:00 PM Nov 19 by @johnnypemberton

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@FredCamino please save them for me. thanks. #fyl

4:08 PM Nov 19 by @johnnypemberton

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RT @igetrad: dear @metrolosangeles, thanks for having ticket machines that dont accept any dollars or cards. HEY @FredCamino

12:21 AM Nov 19 by @johnnypemberton

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@tykejohnson I'll take it. will you drink a handle of Bacardi?

11:49 PM Nov 18 by @johnnypemberton

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@MaggieCP do whatever you want just keep calling it the wc. so do you have swine?

11:49 PM Nov 18 by @johnnypemberton

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@tykejohnson decided I want to watch some college football next week. maybe get face meltingly faded

5:10 PM Nov 18 by @johnnypemberton

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another beautiful freeway view http://twitpic.com/pwy29

4:37 PM Nov 17 by @johnnypemberton

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more proof of rascist machines! http://twitpic.com/pnp4p

1:16 PM Nov 15 by @johnnypemberton

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what/where is this???????? http://twitpic.com/pnjkv

12:40 PM Nov 15 by @johnnypemberton

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@AndrewWK I did that shit this morning before I read your party tip! Sympathetic vibrations? Yes.

2:35 PM Nov 14 by @johnnypemberton

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Hearing wolf blitzers voice in the baggage claim with NO television in site. Stop the indoctrination CNN!!

4:04 PM Nov 11 by @johnnypemberton

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New band name "night jacket" @duncantrussell

1:33 AM Nov 10 by @johnnypemberton

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@sniffinglue car keys and house keys live on the same chain :(

5:50 PM Nov 9 by @johnnypemberton

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Just locked myself out again. Luckily I have the mailbox key, guess I can wait in there till someone comes home. #fml

5:38 PM Nov 9 by @johnnypemberton

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