Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

This is what I stare at for the next 15 minutes. I mentally download it then go on stage. It's what I do. http://yfrog.com/3lobrj

10:09 PM Nov 21 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Don't you quit me, Oprah! You're not gonna like the real world. It's cold out here!

2:32 PM Nov 20 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

RT @trumpetcake Someone give @kellyoxford a book deal and a TV show for christsakes.

1:28 PM Nov 20 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

I apologize for the nationwide computer glitch this morning. I was using my new 'hot plate' app on my iPhone. #fb

9:35 PM Nov 19 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

I like to 'dog ear' my cat's ear. Yes, it does create an identity crisis but it helps me remember where I left off with him. #fb

9:18 PM Nov 19 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Thx for the Happy Birthday wishes! Heading to Chicago today to start another year. Zanies in Vernon Hills & St. Charles. #fb

10:50 AM Nov 19 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Just came up with a TV show about a group of spoiled kids that end the world; "Beverly Hills - 92012." #fb

12:13 PM Nov 18 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Just finished man-handling Jay Leno's chin on his show tonight. #fb

7:38 PM Nov 17 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Not sure how I feel when a waitress slides in next to me at my booth to take my order. I guess it's the diner version of a lap dance. #fb

5:03 PM Nov 15 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Bottled Moon Water favs: Craterade, Lunaqua, Luna-sea, H2Orbit, H2oon, Eau de Lune, Aqualuna, Luna L'eau, Lunafina, H2ApollO, MoonyD. #fb

9:40 PM Nov 14 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Great names for bottled moon water from you guys. Thanks! So creative and funny. I'll tweet my favorites of yours tonight. #fb

11:34 AM Nov 14 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Product name ideas for bottled moon water: "Lunar Drops", "Moon Hydrats", "Craterade" and "NASA Hydrinks." - And yours?

9:24 AM Nov 14 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Just called Sparkletts and added three cases of bottled moon water to my next delivery. #fb

9:04 AM Nov 14 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Ironically, for some people, 2012 will be the end of the world. RIP in advance. #fb

8:30 AM Nov 14 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

@eddieizzard : Hello Amsterdam! Enjoy Eddie. He is usually pretty funny...on ocassion...most times...fairly sure.

1:42 PM Nov 13 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Congrats to @officialpaisley for great job hosting CMA's last night and for winning! It's a win win situation!

4:47 PM Nov 12 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Remembering and grateful to all the veterans today!

12:25 PM Nov 11 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

When are people going to realize the Segway is not such a great invention? #fb

5:37 PM Nov 9 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Yes, I have a wandering eye but my other is a lazy eye...so it all balances out. No harm, no foul. #fb

9:38 PM Nov 8 by @kevin_nealon

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Kevin Nealon - Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor

Thank you, Cincinnati! I'm taking your laughs with me and putting them in Tupperware when I get home. #fb

7:38 AM Nov 8 by @kevin_nealon

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