Adrian Easterday - Aspiring to find aspirations.

Can't spell smitten without S&M.

2:44 PM Nov 6 by @kichaa

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Adrian Easterday - Aspiring to find aspirations.

Awkward conversation starter: You look just my gynecologist!

1:03 PM Oct 6 by @kichaa

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If you were a Japanese alcohol you would be suckey.

12:09 AM Oct 6 by @kichaa

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HPV is for 1 in 2 lovers.

12:56 PM Oct 4 by @kichaa

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You know it is a bad day when Cypress Hill is the best thing on the radio.

11:41 AM Oct 1 by @kichaa

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I try to prevent myself from not drinking whenever possible.

2:29 PM Aug 10 by @kichaa

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I can't wait til I'm pregnant so I can judge all the mistakes I see pregnant women make even more harshly.

9:43 AM Aug 6 by @kichaa

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I'm sad I haven't said anything in several days and this is going to be so lame but: IT'S MY LAST DAY @ WORK! WHOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:36 PM Aug 4 by @kichaa

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@skinfacemcgee Got the hooker. Hot was a stretch, but whatev mildly warm is better than nothing. What's the band name and how much do I get?

11:40 AM Aug 3 by @kichaa

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Suing L'Oreal for the rights to my nickname that they stole for their haircolor band: Nice 'n' Easy.

6:38 PM Aug 1 by @kichaa

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@yppahi just showed me you people have been talking to me by showing me the @kichaa thingey on the side. So umm.. Sorry! I haven't replied.

3:00 PM Aug 1 by @kichaa

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Since I was too tired on Friday I am starting Stalking Saturdays @therealcherilyn @mtrazz @roughdiction @monkeycow @bakemyfish @kolchak!

2:47 PM Aug 1 by @kichaa

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The best place to be when a psychotic killer jumps out @ you is on the toilet, when you lose bowel control you won't have shit your pants.

9:57 AM Aug 1 by @kichaa

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Hey bush! is that an ex pres. or you happy to see me?

9:20 PM Jul 31 by @kichaa

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I love how using menthol in sex gives my vagina the same minty clean feeling as brushing my teeth. Shouldn't both lips feel minty fresh?

5:31 PM Jul 31 by @kichaa

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Too bad the tech for vibrators didn't exist in the Roman era. There was a lost opportunity if there ever was one.

5:21 PM Jul 31 by @kichaa

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Will someone go on a religious shooting rampage? The news is like a 38 single guy's life today, beer, Am. Idol, MSG, and baseball.

3:44 PM Jul 30 by @kichaa

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Never having cable I feel a little outta touch. Like I never get to see that comedian, Sean Hannity, and people are always laughing at him.

3:01 PM Jul 30 by @kichaa

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Even better: the shit was attractive though not funny. She was some pretty, serious shit.

11:50 AM Jul 30 by @kichaa

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The shit was not funny. He was actually some serious shit.

11:48 AM Jul 30 by @kichaa

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