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I'm just going to stay inside today and finish canning these pickled beets.

12:02 PM Nov 22 by @michael_bay

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I think this remake of Sense and Sensibility is shaping up quite nice: http://www.heyokay.com/images/8%20seconds.jpg

3:52 PM Nov 21 by @michael_bay

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Intern, prepare my moon-ice bath. That Jazzercize sesh really tore the hell out of my shins.

6:27 PM Nov 19 by @michael_bay

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I make all my own pants. Nothing but fabric, needle, thread, hard work, and plastic explosive.

10:30 PM Nov 18 by @michael_bay

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Do they make a bigger Brita Filter? Because this is taking forevery to fill up my hot tub.

11:17 AM Nov 17 by @michael_bay

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No, I'm serious. I can actually sweat myself clean.

6:28 PM Nov 14 by @michael_bay

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My pet eagle just flew away. Let me know if you see him. White head, black body. Intense eyes. Eats poodles. Thanks.

6:30 PM Nov 13 by @michael_bay

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Get Japan on the phone-- this translation is off: http://bit.ly/40F8KT

11:55 PM Nov 8 by @michael_bay

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No Lou Diamond Phillips, I CLEARLY won that round of Capoeira.

4:17 PM Nov 7 by @michael_bay

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So what if I sing the Baywatch them song at Karaoke?

8:05 PM Nov 6 by @michael_bay

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I hereby promise to name my unborn children Nitro and Glycerin.

10:24 PM Nov 5 by @michael_bay

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Diamond studded license plate cover = totally worth it.

4:11 PM Nov 4 by @michael_bay

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Halloween is my favorite holiday. Tried slutty Thanksgiving with the family last year but it just wasn't the same

2:41 PM Oct 31 by @michael_bay

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@zomgcupcakes I have a whole closet of unitards if you just want to borrow one.

10:06 PM Oct 29 by @michael_bay

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I gave my interns the day off: http://bit.ly/C8974

11:16 PM Oct 28 by @michael_bay

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Having trouble remembering-- Is the rule of thumb to just budget half as much dynamite for a documentary?

3:02 PM Oct 27 by @michael_bay

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Kid, I like your style. Have your agent call me. RT @thesolster: 12seconds - Boom! http://tiny12.tv/W2W7J

5:16 PM Oct 24 by @michael_bay

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In talks with Lego about my own line. The set would be called "Just Little Smoldering Bits of Plastic Land."

12:07 PM Oct 23 by @michael_bay

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Give me my Hummer back. NOW. http://bit.ly/gi4HR

7:22 PM Oct 22 by @michael_bay

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No, you can't ride shotgun. That's reserved for my A-Game. I take it EVERYWHERE.

6:07 PM Oct 22 by @michael_bay

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