ninjacentric

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  • Name: c mac d
  • Location: republicanistan, ks
  • Bio: he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.
c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

The cure for nausea is cookie dough, right?

4:58 PM Nov 20 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

. @lauracwalker hard things make me tired.

3:23 PM Nov 20 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Reese's s'mores. You're welcome. I'm a feckin' genius here. I'm tellin' ya.

9:09 PM Nov 16 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Preschool tweet: where's the boogers?

4:45 PM Nov 16 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Preschool tweet: Boogers. The other white meat.

4:45 PM Nov 16 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Preschool tweet: Boogers. It's what's for dinner.

1:51 PM Nov 16 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Sometimes I forget that I can drink liquids that don't have caffeine. Like water. It doesn't even DO anything. What is the point of THAT?

2:00 PM Nov 15 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

It has to be cheddar cheese though. Otherwise what is even the point of that?

12:12 PM Nov 15 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Do they still have those batter dipped cheese logs on a stick anywhere? I want one of those. Maybe delivered. Please? Thanks, internet.

12:11 PM Nov 15 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Is it @Dolanite like Snoop Dogg or like that Riunite wine? Sometimes I wonder about things.

2:38 PM Nov 12 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

SUCM HIS WiiNIS.

6:57 PM Nov 10 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

@Geodegoddess in public with the swooshing of the wind pants? For shame!

12:07 PM Nov 10 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Using high fructose corn syrup.

11:19 PM Nov 9 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Burritos and cake in the same day. Also, I learned that armadillos are monogamous.

8:40 PM Nov 6 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

If there are cookies on the counter I can't not eat them for breakfast. It's like, in the laws of physics or whatever.

11:17 AM Nov 5 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

SEXY LADIES: DO THE HUMPTY HUMP.

7:59 PM Nov 4 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

So I keep singing "NODDING MY HEAD LIKE YEAH. MOVING MILEY'S HIPS LIKE YEAH." Who is responsible for this? @benmarvin?

4:30 PM Nov 4 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

Veritable rivers of copious snottings have unleashed their germy fury upon the fingers and upper lips of my lovely preschoolers.

11:31 AM Nov 3 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

@ChiNurse LEBOWSKI? DID YOU SAY LEBOWSKI?

10:41 PM Nov 2 by @ninjacentric

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c mac d - he'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you to get yourself some teeth.

@Dolanite in case you never find out, I totally starred that. Because of the awesomeness.

9:51 PM Nov 2 by @ninjacentric

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