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elle - Mother. Daughter. Smartass.

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/6442385/ Kelly Currin Morris remains found. Scott, husband, being booked.

9:38 PM Nov 17 by @omg_wth

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New interview question: If I tell you to go to hell, will you cry or tell me to come with you?

10:39 AM Nov 13 by @omg_wth

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Interviewing this morning ... It'd help if the candidate stapled a $20 bill to her resume.

10:27 AM Nov 13 by @omg_wth

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got a silver alert:86yo woman wearing a red hood&dress,carrying a basket&hiding under porches! it's not funny when someone is missing but...

9:10 PM Nov 10 by @omg_wth

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It's not a sloppy joy unless you are wearing it. At least everyone here knows my lunch was freakin' awesome!

2:42 PM Oct 29 by @omg_wth

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Can't find the time to procrastinate.

3:40 PM Oct 28 by @omg_wth

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At first glance, I thought the giant silver balloon was the aliens coming to give Obama an award too.

11:13 AM Oct 25 by @omg_wth

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New appreciation for white trash, following the balloon boy incident, I knew they were powerful, but I didn't know they had an air force.

10:35 AM Oct 25 by @omg_wth

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'Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven'

3:48 PM Oct 20 by @omg_wth

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I bet the balloon boy was just avoiding moms meatloaf.

2:40 PM Oct 19 by @omg_wth

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Twitter is the new 'no holds barred' web site ... Fun for everyone! (As long as no one that cares, sees it.)

1:42 PM Oct 19 by @omg_wth

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manamana. do doooo do doodo

8:44 PM Oct 16 by @omg_wth

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FOLLOW RT @brittwhitmire I am paying 10 cents for each follower between now and 11/19 for NC Children's hospital. Max. $500. Make it happen!

11:13 AM Oct 13 by @omg_wth

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The ultimate revenge would be coming back as one of my children's kids after I die.

5:21 PM Sep 30 by @omg_wth

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Boyfriend sneezes and says it "tasted like bacon, may be swine flu". I swear, if he's porking that Ms Piggy, I'm gonna have to .. join in.

8:53 PM Sep 20 by @omg_wth

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"America runs on Dunkin". I run on empty.

7:26 AM Sep 19 by @omg_wth

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My cat threw up Lady Gaga's fashion.

8:12 AM Sep 18 by @omg_wth

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I want to give a shout-out to all of you with common sense out there! Both of you are amazing!

11:58 AM Sep 17 by @omg_wth

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Prisoner veins found over-used. One-week reprieve from the governor so Ohio prison officials can figure out what to do. #signmeup

9:46 AM Sep 17 by @omg_wth

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I won't fall asleep, no no no, not like last year.

7:52 PM Sep 16 by @omg_wth

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