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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

I like Scarface as much as the next guy that lies about getting laid, but your *favorite* movie? On a dating site? Good luck with that.

11:36 AM Nov 23 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

The real news is that AOL is still in business. Miraculously.

11:33 AM Nov 23 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

Wake me when this whole vampire zombie werewolf hulabaloo is over and we can get back to lusting after whatever else isn't a regular dude.

2:40 AM Nov 23 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

Snoring puppy is my new favorite sound. Somebody needs to sample this.

1:14 AM Nov 23 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

Has anybody else ever noticed that Rhianna has a big forehead?

12:54 AM Nov 23 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

@dry_hump phone aim is so unstable. <3 holler.

12:17 AM Nov 23 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

Oh and in case 50 is reading this, I think you are a lovely human being and could snap me like a twig and the joke was not even funny.

10:58 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

My 50 Cent joke just *killed* with Reese the Dog. She sort of laughed slash licked her chops. Haha. Yeah, it was a good one.

10:53 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

I think you mean A"M"As.

9:35 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

My friend is trying to stop sleeping with guys right away, so she's dating a guy I'm 90% sure is gay. That's one way to not do it.

9:28 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

Sometimes when things get crazy, yeah, I'll do a bump of cake. Like you don't.

9:04 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

"Will you give me a high five?" "In your face."

8:23 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

Nobody can make me cry like you can, fitted sheet.

6:59 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

RT @glessner: But seriously, who takes a cab from west Philadelphia to California?

6:37 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

http://is.gd/51lBs MC Hammer. Addams Family. You're. Welcome. (Mostly for @dry_hump, but I can't deny you all of this glorious treasure.)

5:46 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

I wonder if cows see leather purses and think, "Cute purse, girl! Where'd you get it?" Awk. Ward.

5:30 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

Fartificial ingredients? Hahawesome. Wait, EWWWW!

1:35 PM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

I wish #NoKidHungry would trend today.

9:23 AM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

RT @mnik: RT @WellesleyFund: Every time #NoKidHungry is mentioned in a tweet, Domino/C&H sugar will donate $1 to Share Our Strength. Plz RT!

9:23 AM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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Sandwich Police - There's a new sherriff in town! And she's hungry. You gonna eat that?

Reese the dog. Popular girl in high school looks with the smart and funny girl's personality. http://twitpic.com/qiasj

9:08 AM Nov 22 by @sandwichpolice

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