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@markusbrutus what can I say...pimpin was in the blood.

11:43 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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@innerbitch hmmm...and here I thought it was just the oral part he was interested in...

11:41 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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Photo: I’m an odd redneck. I always took dental hygiene very seriously. http://tumblr.com/xav47jag2

11:38 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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@gothscifigirl can I borrow yours and make a copy?

10:19 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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SEX, v.: a carnal act that occurs before marriage then ceases to exist

10:16 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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wow, that goat sacrifice I made last night must have worked. 2 meetings canceled and one rescheduled.

9:16 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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@ashamedtosay grrrr....my middle finger is slowly extending...

6:09 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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@ashamedtosay <looks around> where's my beatin' stick....

5:52 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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@Tony_E_NC good point. cheers!

5:49 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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Dear friends who are already on vacation today, YOU SUCK.

5:37 AM Nov 23 by @theacerbic1

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g'night all. spoiler alert: The bed bugs won performer of the year.

10:05 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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star pimp: since she's already begging for me, the least I can do is give @EdgellACE another 50. http://bit.ly/4IaloG

8:35 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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RT @xrayedman: Jay Cutler has endorsed a new line of Transformers called The Intercepticons.

8:24 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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@EdgellACE on my way....

8:09 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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@EdgellACE sorry, my mom's toy is in my pants.

8:02 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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@BillMc7 nerd coment: looks like you need to calibrate the alignment on your screen. It's a little skewed.

7:45 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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I just laughed at an Adam Sandler joke. Please, take these 100 cool points and my sincerest apologizes.

7:25 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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@HisTigerLily awww..thank ya!

6:50 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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@HisTigerLily thanks...what'd I do now?

6:45 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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I'd say something bitter and funny and smartassed, but nah...I'm chill right now.

6:30 PM Nov 22 by @theacerbic1

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