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RT @evehorizon: I've tried to write down all my prejudices, but I find it's much easier to stereotype.

11:25 AM Nov 23 by @theamygrace

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@heather_marie84 WOO HOO! Good luck! You'll nail it, you're such a badass :)

11:00 AM Nov 23 by @theamygrace

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@Gatiss27 Are you kidding? That's a badge of HONOR. I would never willingly remove myself from braindeadsickpeople. :-P

10:27 AM Nov 23 by @theamygrace

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@joesmithreally Yeah, especially with all the resultant warm guns.

12:09 AM Nov 23 by @theamygrace

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Since I've expanded two dress sizes, I've discovered that "thin" is a state of mind directly impacted by ones dress size.

11:12 PM Nov 22 by @theamygrace

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My eyes are aging. They still look good, they just don't look well.

10:14 PM Nov 22 by @theamygrace

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My dear @unamericanovit made a lot of fabulously funny jokes today. But he won't tweet them. He saves the good ones for his hope chest.

10:09 PM Nov 22 by @theamygrace

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I keep getting offers for "mortgage insurance". But what I actually need is "vintage store shopping spree insurance".

9:53 PM Nov 22 by @theamygrace

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@heather_marie84 Yeah, apparently so. Dammit. Dammitdammitdammit.

2:51 PM Nov 21 by @theamygrace

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@heather_marie84 EWWW.

11:50 AM Nov 21 by @theamygrace

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Goddammit, Cat #4 escaped last night . Every time she gets out it takes weeks to get her back and requires expensive veterinary treatment.

11:49 AM Nov 21 by @theamygrace

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@paperbat It suits me that my minions should believe that I am in fact their minion...the empire runs much more smoothly this way :)

4:14 PM Nov 20 by @theamygrace

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I've been asked to a 2nd interview. Huzzah! Thanks for the love and support, my dear minions.

3:54 PM Nov 20 by @theamygrace

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@SexCpotatoes You mean, differently than "following" them?

3:52 PM Nov 20 by @theamygrace

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@thelordyourgod I'd like to apply for new prophetude. My resume is printed on that Starbucks cup in your godhand.

3:21 PM Nov 20 by @theamygrace

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@heather_marie84 AWWWW. That's my little lovesy kitty. I'm jealous :)

3:00 PM Nov 20 by @theamygrace

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@joesmithreally Glad to hear everybody survived the ordeal :)

11:58 AM Nov 20 by @theamygrace

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@JohnnySix Oh-So-Much-Agree!!!111 (Has "1" entered the official lexicon as an exclamation yet? If so, that's one of which I can approve :)

1:22 AM Nov 20 by @theamygrace

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@joesmithreally xoxoxoxoxox (some of those are tongue kisses)

11:41 PM Nov 19 by @theamygrace

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@JohnnySix It would, if only it hadn't already happened a million times over. Goddamned linguistic evolution, curses, *$&%@)(&

11:40 PM Nov 19 by @theamygrace

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