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There is one leaf hanging onto the oak tree outside. Hanging over my yard. Mocking me. I hate it.
8:54 AM Nov 15 by @wildenmil
@Transpromo_live At last! Recognition for all the work your 9th grade teacher put into teaching analogies. Thanks, Mrs. Gazda!
6:32 AM Nov 15 by @wildenmil
I just finished a piece. 42, 346 characters. It wouldn't fit here. Besides, it would *never* get RTed.
2:28 PM Nov 14 by @wildenmil
When someone offers to "spell it out" for me, is that suppose to save me time? 'Cause keeping track of all those letters in my head is hard!
6:40 PM Sep 29 by @wildenmil
I hate deadlines. "Deadlines?" Does the word refer to the lines being dead after a certain time, or to the slow dying-inside feeling I have.
12:35 PM Sep 27 by @wildenmil
Both are fleeting pleasures. Now, it seems I have to schedule time to do both. But, I'll go celibate if the whole star thing crosses over.
6:25 AM Sep 9 by @wildenmil
The puppy next door would seem a whole lot cuter running around with his too-big-for-him toy if it didn't look like a human hand.
7:39 AM Sep 6 by @wildenmil
"Live in the now," she says. Oh, I'm gonna remember THAT one. She's hearing that one come BACK at her. Some time in her FUTURE.
7:31 AM Sep 6 by @wildenmil
My new boss is younger than I am. I think I'm okay with it. Maybe not. I'm keeping his mom's cell phone number in my wallet.
6:19 AM Sep 4 by @wildenmil
The scale read "1*9" this morning. Exactly that. It included the asterisk. Huh. I think it feels bad about the last couple of weeks.
6:31 AM Sep 3 by @wildenmil
I'm on a cartoon diet. Tonight I'm making one of those pigs with an apple in it's mouth.
3:33 PM Sep 2 by @wildenmil
What's more pathetic? The fact that putting on my socks is the hardest part or that I think there IS a hardest part?
6:29 AM Sep 2 by @wildenmil
Men, if we ALL decide never to shave again, then what's the worst thing they could do? What do you say, who's with me?! ...oh yeah. Damn!
6:27 AM Sep 2 by @wildenmil
A 2-minute commute to work. Convenient? Yes. Conducive to coffee-drinking day-dreaming about a better life? No. All reality, all the time.
6:28 AM Sep 1 by @wildenmil
Many of you responded to my last tweet, and I wasn't here to reply back. It doesn't mean I don't care. I do. You know, for the record.
6:22 AM Sep 1 by @wildenmil
Remember when a "party" meant dixie cups and red Hi-C and maybe some cupcakes? That was so much gin ago. Good times. Does gin go with Hi-C?
5:00 PM Aug 31 by @wildenmil
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