Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

There's a hole in the bucket, Dear Liza, because you've been neglecting me sexually.

9:31 AM Nov 23 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

When Taylor Swift appeared via satellite to accept her award I wish Kanye appeared via satellite to say...

10:05 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

Taylor Swift played it safe by appearing via sattelite.

9:13 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

Whitney Houston performing? Did she run out of platinum records to pawn?

9:01 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

Lady Gaga needs to be returned to Shady Glenns Psychiatric Hospital after the show is over.

8:49 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

Glass? Fire? Someone is going to get injured Lady Gaga.

8:33 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

I'd like to give her some "Underwood".

8:28 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

@parissaaaa No Crist yet. I'm nowhere near Tallahassee.

7:08 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

@parissaaaa Not sure how to take that?

7:07 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

@schmiss Please I'm alot more slick than that.

7:06 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

@schmiss Sorry can't help you there!

7:01 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

@parissaaaa I think it's part of shiatzu though?

6:58 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

@parissaaaa I believe that's shiatzu.

6:52 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

Where does one go to vote on "best buffalo wings in the state"? Is there some buffalo wing election day I am unaware of?

6:49 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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I got cat called by a girl today. I almost felt violated. But who am I to argue with someone who has great taste.

6:10 PM Nov 22 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

@JeanGreasy Badabababada whoooo! Badabababada whoooo! Badabababada whoooo! Badabababada whoooo!

9:02 PM Nov 21 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

@gizmoalex Hmmm...

7:26 PM Nov 21 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

@gizmoalex It smells like they jumped in a vat of it.

7:09 PM Nov 21 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

Not that I'd know anything about strippers.

7:07 PM Nov 21 by @yuckyducky

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Nazdaq Dowjoens - McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.

It seems to me that all strippers have the same perfume. Are they all issued it backstage? What is that? Its like Eau d' Skank or something?

7:01 PM Nov 21 by @yuckyducky

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